Mandy

[aether @bluewdrift]

telling your brain "i know you don't wanna do the thing and it'll be very uncomfortable for you at first but you can do it buddy. it'll be fine" is actually surprisingly effective. it sounds too simple but that fuckass organ WILL listen to you if you treat it with kindness lol

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

There's a day I went shopping in a clothing store and this kid of about 15 walked in with his mother. He stood in one corner & for the next about 30 minutes did nothing but doomscroll through loud TikTok videos as his mother picked clothes. Dude was like a zombie, completely oblivious to his surrounding.

I felt so bad for him. Kids stopped living, they now just watch others living. And any curiosity that brought us excitement has since been dulled by informational overload. And because this information is constantly dispensed, they no longer feel obliged to actually live experiences. That's how we ended up with 13 year olds ventilating about the extremes of adult relationships. They lost before they even started.

I got into that app once and left immediately. If I ever get on back there, it will be purely for business purposes. Otherwise, it's an intellectual, spiritual, and emotional wasteland. A technological dystopia.

[Mandy @KisioMandy]

@ImmigrationDept I have been trying to reach you but no one is responding. What means should I use?

[Mandy @KisioMandy]

@ImmigrationDept kindly check DM

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Daily driving has become expensiveeeee.

Let's do some maths based on distances I cover. 🧵

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Some people are asking what securitization of fuel is and I want to explain using a simple analogy using a cow

A short thread :

[Ojay★彡 @oiseoje_]

I bought this shaker cup last week for my protein shakes and this night I made a shake and put in the freezer

It got frozen solid so I had to remove it and leave it on the counter to defrost, and 2hrs later I went looking for my shake and I didn’t find it on the counter, so i…

[Mandy @KisioMandy]

😂😂😂😂

[Ese thee nutritionist @itschargiee]

We haven’t finished opening my parents wedding gifts. They got married in 2003💀

[Mandy @KisioMandy]

😂😂

[ToonHoleChris @toonholechris]

Gorillas

[Mandy @KisioMandy]

😅😅😅😅

[NEIGHBOr🏆 @Jiirani]

1. Overall Best Graduating Student

2. Best Graduating Student, School of Science

3. Best Graduating Student, Department of Computing & mathematics

4. Best in Final-Year Project work

5. First Class honours

I did not graduate with any of these, but we bless God 🙏🏻

[Mandy @KisioMandy]

😅😅😅😅😅

[🌸CharnyChanero❤ @CharnelKeisha]

Beware of your brothers Josephine

[Glowja Cat✨@selfcarecoka @c0kahina]

AppleTV original series be requiring every brain cell lmao you cannot passively watch them at all

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

Female Track Athlete of the Year nominee ✨

Repost to vote for @Kipyegon_Faith 🇰🇪 in the #AthleticsAwards.

Voting closes on Sunday 19 October at 11:59 PM CEST.

[Mandy @KisioMandy]

😂😂😂😂

[Travis Miller @travismillerx13]

Noah Lyles brought the medals to WWE SmackDown

[Mandy @KisioMandy]

@FlyJambojet Mombasa has my attention.Birthday celebrations aren't complete without a beach vacay, right?🌊🌊 Just had my birthday on Thursday.#MoreThanAJourney

[Mandy @KisioMandy]

😂😂😂😂

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

In work emails, I often speak in plural and people assume that I mean me and the organisation. Wrong. I mean me and my symbiote. We will get on it. We will keep you updated. We are Venom.

[Mandy @KisioMandy]

😂😂😂

[otwani @Busty_braidhead]

Watu wa mookh kaeni na hizo tickets zenyu basi

Also me after every two minutes:

[sid @immasiddx]

One-Factor Authentication

[Pustey Ko Baau @twakeydaai]

The best one.

[Wamborhgini ✨ @Wa_Mumbiz]

Back in my primary school, the top KCPE student always got a mountain bike. 😹 Results came, it was a tie between my friend and I.💀The whole board (a whole board of grown ups)unanimously decided to give him the bike because he was a boy. That was the beginning of my villain era.