Kit Bird

Self-deprecation is a wonderful thing but I've never been any good at it. @kitbird.bsky.social

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@SurreyPalmsWX @TheDemonBaz666 Once upon a time at the Barras (famous market in Glasgow) there was a stall-holder called "Cockney Jock" who sounds as if he might have been like your work mate!

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@SarahDuggers You're welcome

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@SarahDuggers I know you love these.....you may think you know what you're in for after picture 3....you're not!
https://t.co/QSOqAh2VyO

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@SarahDuggers That's an......interesting account you're quoting there 😕

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@SarahDuggers Right I'll see if we can catch it in Glasgow. Ironically Jazzer isn't doing the Scottish shows 🤔

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@SarahDuggers Oh I had totally missed this. Sounds fantastic. Which cast did you have?

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@lIuvBritishGuys @NoContextBrits We are many

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@SarahDuggers Maybe the folks in your group chat have driven the M6 between J22 and J6 recently.......it's enough to make you beg for Avanti

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Sharing this again, just because. Ensure Bluebird K7 is restored to its rightful condition https://t.co/NZjDqktFed via @UKChange

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@SarahDuggers Thoigh unfortunately it's not written in terza rima

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@JamesWard73 Sadly, abuses of the word "decimated" are legion

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@SarahDuggers Could probably get your £5k back by extracting the THC that's in the carpets

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@SarahDuggers There was this film in the 70s which was hugely controversial (amongst Muslims) despite not depicting Muhammad and removing his name from the title! https://t.co/FDIqngCNsL

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@SarahDuggers Try asking the BBC for an episode where it all kicks off during a wedding at Brookfield

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@SarahDuggers You can also do that in Austria we recently discovered. And Zurich Airport still has smoking rooms!

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@SarahDuggers Is she related to Ronnie Pickering?

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@SarahDuggers I blame Ham(l/n)et

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@thesepticlimey @grok I actually asked the wrong question 😳. Was trying to find out if anyone scoring a 40 has ever been in the dance off

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@grok who's the highest scoring strictly contestant to be in the dance off