ChrisRachael

Owner of Kitchen Overlord & author of An Unexpected Cookbook: The Unofficial Book of Hobbit Cookery & Dining With the Doctor: The Unauthorized Whovian Cookbook

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

@AmazonKDP just purchased 2398 copies of my Hobbit cookbook to sell on Amazon via Expanded Distribution instead of paying me normal royalties. The difference is over $10,000. Phone Customer Service says that's punishment for letting libraries buy my books.

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

I have three terrifying words for you: #Soylent Cream Pie #KitchenOverlord #GeekAmericanRoadTrip

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

@TanyaKeith & I are kicking back at the tasty goodness of @Tacopocalypse #DesMoinesMadeTexanApproved #theGART

[Shelley Zhang @shelzhang]

Friend is reading Harry Potter for the first time. He suddenly realizes he's read a fanfiction Order of the Phoenix instead of the real one.

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

Happy Birthday, Canada! #canada150 #toronto

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

I hate leaving the magical kingdom of Montreal, but this is a stunningly beautiful day to quest westwards! #theGART

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

Roaming the last day of Pittsburgh PRIDE! #Pride2017

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

Downtown Pittsburgh PRIDE!!! #SprintPGHPride #Pride2017

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@StraightEdgeCRF @dpanabaker We're totally going to see her Elsa it up!

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

Wedding invitations are nice, but don't forget, Iris. Now you get to see Hamilton! #TheFlash

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

You can't threaten Cisco w/a vibrating hand anymore. He's seen it so many times he leans in and uses the fingers to curl his hair #TheFlash

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

@MattMitovich I don't think they're dopplegangers...though I do suspect he looks an awful lot like her dead "partner."

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

@Ivimey @DorkShelf I know! Surely there's an Earth out there where Barry is dead and Iris is one of the Rogues. (You know Savitar wants to stay eeeevil!)

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

Other than Julian, everyone on Team Flash was so happy Iris survived that they totally forgot about Cisco! #ThanksGypsy! #TheFlash

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

I like the symmetry of Killer Frost finally earning her name by getting rid of Zombie Hunter Zoloman! #CanWeKeepHerLikeThis? #TheFlash

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

Don't brood, Savitar. I'm sure you can find an alternate world where Barry's dead & Iris is one of the Rogues. #HappilyEverAfter #TheFlash

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

I predict oodles of Harry Wells & Tracy Brand drama on #TheFlash season 4. #TheFlashFinale

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

Cisco should keep a laminated card in his gauntlets with a list of "Things I Can Build If You Don't Kill Me." #GeekLife #TheFlash

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

I so thought they were going to kill Joe, but based on that last scene I think we're about to be in the market for a new S4 Wells. #TheFlash

[ChrisRachael @KitchenOverlord]

Instead of finding a new scientist to mentor Barry can we just have half a season of Snart teaching Barry lifeskills via Capers? #TheFlash