Emali Kitchen

The name is Kitchen. I'm awesome! Sooooooo follow me...........I'm pretty hilarious :)

[Emali Kitchen @KitchnIsBitchn]

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[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

SPoOky season and cuffing season happen during the same time period because the scariest thing men can imagine is commitment

[T🕸 @torriesrose]

I think for once in my life I wouldn’t mind being a lazy pos for an entire 3 day weekend.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Because Trump has fucked up our country so bad, I think it’s only fair that we enact a law that white women who voted for him are not allowed to drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

[Leah McLamb @LEAHNFJK]

Retweet to let my baby brother know that he is cool before I have to pull up to RHS

[Kailyn Lowry @KailLowry]

Leah told me last night going back to an ex is like reheating fries 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[uncle koll @bick_88]

is she hot or is she covered in tattoos and mentally unstable with daddy issues and a history of substance abuse

[Keayla👸🏽 @KCLaflare]

I don’t think I’ve seen anything this funny all year

[T🕸 @torriesrose]

I won’t be too greedy or anything, I just need like 10 more hours of sleep. That’s all.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Fuck your sign, at what age did you realize you have severe unresolved childhood trauma that prevents you from making meaningful relationships

[T🕸 @torriesrose]

Y’all ever look at a picture and can smell the person based off how they look ? But like not in a good way. Like a vagisil and dirty socks kind of way

[gia @rodrigogianesi]

Billie Eilish - Bad Guy (feat. Michael Scott & Dwight Schrute)

[sasha’s potato @dosasndiamonds]

instead of “fuck I gotta clean”, I think “i deserve to work and live in a clean space”. Instead of “ugh i gotta workout”, I tell myself “I deserve to live a healthy life with the people I love”. so many things we can accomplish by reframing our mindset.

[LIZZO @lizzo]

That’s it... that’s the tweet 🤷🏾‍♀️

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

If you’re a man against abortion here are some things you can do:
- only have sex with people who want kids
- get a vasectomy
- be responsible with your ejaculation
- shut the fuck up

[Wale @Wale]

“Run dat back turbo”

[Jace Johnston @TheJacePlace]

No one:

Kids in your hometown that never went to college: HAHH you guys really went to college?? I can work 80 hours a week with my hands and make more money than you 😂 time to go get a beer at bdubs with the bros ✋🏻