Tess Moreno

The human calls me cat. I think she's confused. Clearly she should be calling me Queen. More training is needed.

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

If I scratch enough at this rug, maybe the human will understand how hideous it is. I'm doing her a favor, really.

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Adm_Hawthorne I get it from you.

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

The human and I say, 'Sup?' @Adm_Hawthorne

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Adm_Hawthorne Try me, human.

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Adm_Hawthorne Your dark water holder you drink from most

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Adm_Hawthorne Do and I'll destroy the thing you hold most dear.

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Adm_Hawthorne Good. #pleasedoncemore

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Adm_Hawthorne Will Unknown Human be there, too? #displeased

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Adm_Hawthorne Human, you obviously don't know your rightful place. YOU are my human, therefore it should be YOU waiting on me #royalkitteh

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Adm_Hawthorne Unknown Human is not MY human, therefore she cannot be trusted.

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@Adm_Hawthorne Unknown Human could do something to me, like touch me. #hidingkitteh

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

OH NO, THE UNKNOWN HUMAN IS TRYING TO PET ME! #runrun

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

There is a human in my place, but I don't know who it is. #musthide

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Lynda_Montgo I get itchy. It makes the itchy go away, but cats were not meant to be bathed. #annoyed

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Adm_Hawthorne ...yes.

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Adm_Hawthorne Are you saying my breath stinks? #offendedkitteh

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Adm_Hawthorne Why the treats? #suspiciouskitteh

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Adm_Hawthorne Human, you never do anything 'just to be nice.' Remember the red dot incident? 'Go chase it. It'll be fun,' you said...

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

The human left treats for me before she left. I can't decide if this is an offering or a trick. Last time there were treats, she bathed me.

[Tess Moreno @Kitteh_Mind]

@Lynda_Montgo *jumps down, lays under chair* I can't be bought, human. *purrs anyway*