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I'm Tonks and I have grievances. While my human is in law school attending classes from home, I'm learning too. They won't even know what hit them...

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

did i do it right, @fivefourpod?

thanks to @TinyPricks for the whole embroidery idea.

h*ck SCOTUS. h*ck it all.

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

Things I’ve Pierced Other Than the Corporate Veil. #Clawsuits #CatsOfTwitter #LawSchool #LawyerCat
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https://t.co/PLXebKn7Gt

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for all you #TaxLaw nerds
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https://t.co/1DD1QUb9F1
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#LawStudent #LawSchool #CatsOfTwitter #Clawsuits #LawyerCat

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

professionally responsible nap time
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#CatsOfTwitter #LawTwitter

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

lawyers trying to be Professionally Funny about ethics in the law is amusing for... different reasons than the case book authors intended. what do i know, though. i’m just (not) a cat
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#LawyerCat #LawTwitter #ProfessionalResponsibility #Doonesbury

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

shelter rule
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#PropertyLaw #LawTwitter #CatsOfTwitter #FinalExamSeason

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

i have an easement in gross to the human’s lap for snoozles. no, you can’t share.
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#CatsOfTwitter #LawTwitter #PropertyLaw #FinalExamSeason

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

image 1: fundamental right to inter(domicile?) travel is being unconstitutionally infringed per Substantive Due Process
image 2: oh shit what have i done
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#CatsOfTwitter #LawTwitter #LawyerCat

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

true or false: whether i have a compelling interest is more important than a compelling govt interest in an Equal Protection analysis
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i’m not compelled
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#EqualProtectionClause #StrictScrutiny #LawTwitter #FinalExamSeason #LawyerCat

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

the human will be discussing #PublicHistory through #QueerHistory on thursday! should they be studying for law school finals instead? eh, that’s what the weekend’s for 😉🤓
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍⚧️
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#twitterstorian #TransHistory #storytelling

[UConn Neag School of Education @UConnNeag]

Join the discussion: “The Gay Agenda: The Power of #History as #Storytelling - A Conversation with Nuri Sherif” led by @steveslota of @UConnNeag & @UConnDMD
7 p.m. ET, Thursday, April 22
More info at https://t.co/No16kMjE1Q #QueerHistory

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

vaccines are unpaid internships for the immune system. gain valuable work experience. vaccination card is the immune system’s CV.

the human has been proudly carrying their #VaccineRecord wherever they go.

#CatsOfTwitter #CovidVaccine #TeamPfizer

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

@LexisNexis i am not a cat

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

i see no problem here. now, how to get the necessary signatures...
#IAmNotACat #LawTwitter #CatsOfTwitter #FeeSimpleAbsolute #PropertyLaw

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

the House Impeachment Managers *did* satisfy the Brandenburg factors though. trust me, i’m a cat. #LawyerCat #LawTwitter #ImpeachmentTrial2 #CatsOnTwitter

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

constructive notice is sufficient to alert the human to my adversely possessing this windowsill. no actual notice required. in twenty years it’ll be All Mine. they’ll be none the wiser. #CatsOfTwitter #LawTwitter #PropertyLaw

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

nobody can argue that friend Scout has not obtained possession over toy. engagement efforts AND dominion & control: check. Professors Gray, Finkelman, and Bernhardt would be proud. probably.
#PropertyLaw #LawTwitter #LawStudentsOfTwitter #DogsOfTwittter

[(c)lawsuits @KittenTonks]

but do i actually *want* to gain unequivocal dominion and control over this shoe?
#SniffTest #CatsOfTwitter #Possession #LawTwitter

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

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[Maddow Blog @MaddowBlog]

Full video: Inaugural poet Amanda Gorman

[NOAH CAINE @NoahCaine]

to make it here without dying is the epitome of white privilege