Mr. Buisness™️

Push. The. Whopper. Button -Don Beveridge 1998 (He/Him)

[Mr. Buisness™️ @Kitterrrr]

What’s wrong sweetie? You barely touched your twinkies iced latte, is everything alright?

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

The doctor who delivered Dolly Parton in a one-room Tennessee cabin in 1946 was paid with a sack of cornmeal. Her father farmed other people's land and could not read or write. Eighty years later, the reading program she built in his name has mailed more than 300 million books.

She wrote "I Will Always Love You" on the same afternoon she wrote "Jolene," as a goodbye to Porter Wagoner, and released it in 1974. Elvis wanted it. The night before the session, Colonel Tom Parker called and said Presley would only record it if they got half the publishing, meaning half of everything the song ever earned. She had been in Nashville ten years by then. She said no, and cried all night. Whitney Houston cut her version in 1992, held number one for fourteen weeks, and Forbes later put Parton's royalties from it near $10 million. She put some of that money into an office complex in Nashville and called the place the house that Whitney built.

Dollywood opened in Pigeon Forge in 1986 because she wanted paychecks in the county she came from. Around 4,000 people work there now. Three million visitors come every year. The University of Tennessee put its economic impact at $1.8 billion, and it is the largest employer in Sevier County. Since 2022 the company has paid tuition, fees, and books in full for every worker from their first day, seasonal hires included.

Wildfires tore through those mountains in November 2016, killing fourteen people and destroying more than 2,400 buildings. Her foundation was handing out money within 48 hours. Every family that lost a home got $1,000 a month for six months, regardless of income. The final check was $5,000. Total delivered: $8.9 million.

In April 2020 she sent $1 million to Vanderbilt for coronavirus research. When Moderna's vaccine results ran in the New England Journal of Medicine that November, her fund appeared in the footnotes.

Carl Dean, her husband of nearly sixty years, died in March 2025. The note she wrote to fans afterward ended with the same five words she wrote for Porter Wagoner back in 1974. She died in Nashville today. Her family asked that instead of flowers, people give to the Imagination Library, which still mails 3.4 million books a month to children who will never get to meet her.

[QTCinderella @qtcinderella]

This is erasure. We been knowing this clump of snow is gay. Be so for real.

[e-beth @ebeth360]

@TMZ The operation was a success

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

suicide note that just says gone fishin'

[Mr. Buisness™️ @Kitterrrr]

this clown show couldn’t be worse

[ABC News @ABC]

President Trump called the head of FIFA, Gianni Infantino, and asked him to review the red card suspension of U.S. soccer star Folarin Balogun, sources familiar with the situation told ABC News. https://t.co/u8NAYTM7i9

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

"the end of the Left" and it's just a bunch of cucks celebrating a pedophile's 80th birthday

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

[Lake @_endlesslake]

Children are naturally enamored by trains. It is an evil society which does not build trains

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

you have to laugh

[يُ🍒 @soy_yura]

Me when a bad bitch tells me “No that’s not true what the fuck are you talking about”

[Financial Times @FT]

OpenAI puts erotic chatbot plans on hold ‘indefinitely’ https://t.co/xRUrSXrZqH

[Mr. Buisness™️ @Kitterrrr]

if this happens i will alter the draft by free falling into market square, please get a qb younger than me dear god

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"Pittsburgh wants Aaron Rodgers back and if he wants to come back the job is his..

If he doesn't want to play I think Kirk Cousins would be a logically pivot" ~ @AdamSchefter

#PMSLive

[Alveus Sanctuary @AlveusSanctuary]

🎂💚

[Mr. Buisness™️ @Kitterrrr]

gonna start every post with short king history from now on

[Anthony Rivardo @Anthony_Rivardo]

SHORT KING HISTORY 👑

Standing at just 5-foot-8, Wan'Dale Robinson officially became the shortest wide receiver in NFL history to record a 1,000-yard season. 📈

He surpassed the previous benchmarks set by players like 5-foot-9 Wes Welker. 🔥