Katherine Culpeper

I love that this app is founded on hate

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

Remember every time a French person chuckles and says I'm sorry my English is bad what they're really saying in an underhanded cunty way is fuck you you dumbass American. They will also usually talk shit about you in France after you leave. Passive aggressive on another level

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

You know the economy is getting really bad because more crimes are occuring due to the desperate strain due to the lack of money - it was hitting the poor but its hitting the middle classes now.

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

I still think about him from time to time. I actually hooked up with him and his brother. (YEAH I WAS MESSY). then he kind of pissed me off and so I ghosted him. he found another girlfriend no worries so the suicide happened way after... I still think about him sometimes

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

My mom's best friend had a son who was kind of the golden boy, he was really good looking, popular, well-liked, etc. became a Marine, got babytrapped by some local, married/divorced her, then he killed himself.

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

called the police so in my dream I was like well, I guess I have to commit fraud now and then my uncle appeared and gave me 750 cash.

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

Ok I know I am like physically lonely, because I legit had a dream that some guy was cuddling me and in my dream it felt really good. Like what the hell. Then this same boy disappeared and I chased after him like don't go come back. Then I mysteriously killed some art + the owner

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[milis @ilovmiiloo]

me encantó cuando leí a alguien decir que debería existir el opuesto del suicidio: una palabra para reconocer el momento en el que una persona decide, de forma abrupta, comenzar a vivir

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

yeah I know. He's going to need so much therapy.
but also when he was younger he loved babies, he constantly asked for a sibling, & he said he wanted to have ten babies of his own. Then his dad told him having a baby was too hard and then he started saying he would never have 1

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

me, pressuring my almost 8 year old that he needs to carry on the family name because he is the only boy child of a boy child from his dad's side, well he loves that angle, but also I just really want grandchildren and him telling me he doesn't believe in love, marriage, babies..

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

No wonder her daughter married a Muslim man, she was groomed to serve men like her mom! And even if her daughter gets treated horribly and it's so obvious he's cheating, they're so proud and arrogant they can't fathom he is cheating, or won't admit it and live in denial. SAD

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

Telling a French grandma that she's been a slave to the patriarchy, hating women, serving any man she comes in contact with, literally still doing her son's laundry, making their beds, cooking their meals SHES FUCKING 84. I was like you are ass backwards. Not even my Korean

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

grandma acted so backwards. And then I told her that she even treated her Muslims son in law with respect simply because he was a man, but of course every time her idiot son make a mistake it's somehow MY fault because I'm a female. She really hates women!

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

I killed the mosquito. I killed the fly. Now there is one flea left in this apartment. I dunno everytime my fucking ex comes over, no he's not welcome, he drags in a couple more. He is the flea. Goddamnit.

[Kina🐈‍⬛🪄 @KinaMagica]

Men’s biggest fear is to be treated like women 💀

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

I actually used to think hip dips were kind of pretty when I was little, I have really short legs so I didn't really have them, I was so confused when it first became a topic. because it's like such a non thing. Bat wings? sure. Thigh gap. Ok Anorexic. But like YOUR BONES???

[J @J_C_A__]

It’s literally a feminine trait. You just hate women’s bodies, you disgusting incels.

[Skely @123skely]

There is a group of homeless people near my office everyone is scared of, I have been slowly winning them over.

I go to the camp bearing gifts (Alcohol) and I talk to their leader (Fent addict) and we entreat and talk about the tribes (other hobo camp) in the area.

Then I go across the river to the other homeless camp, and I spread lies, and tell them the other homeless camp is plotting to attack them.

After months of careful diplomacy and subterfuge, I think I am going to start the first Hobo-civil-war, and free the office complex of them all.

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

that's sooo true I'm from the South and I love small talk so every time I tried making conversation w unattactive men to pass the time in a non awkward way they would react like I was throwing myself at them?

[Katherine Culpeper @KittyCulpeper5]

I told my cousin never to be financially dependent on her man, so she found a bum and now they're both financially dependent on my aunt. HAHA

[𝗟𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗮 @lululu_lalala_]

Mi mamá depende económicamente de mi papá hace casi 25 años porque renunció a un re buen laburo para ser ama de casa y pasar más tiempo con nosotros. Adivinen quién está ahorrando para pagarle un viaje a España porque mi papá no se lo quiere “financiar”.