Kathleen Caponi Hunt

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone. 🍸

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@thegoodgodabove The Police in 1983. St. Louis at the Checkerdome.

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@Super70sSports That fruit was like lava 🌋

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Just once, I wish WebMD would tell me "relax...it's only gas".

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@MysterySolvent Overcompensation

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If you can’t fix it with duct tape, WD-40 or a martini it ain't worth fixing ....

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@thegoodgodabove Miles From Nowhere - Cat Stevens 😇

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Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying. - Arthur C. Clarke

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@thegoodgodabove If I were God I would never ever have that much time.

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@thegoodgodabove 😏 ... always smirking

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It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing ... #spelling #embarrassing #google

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I always mean what I say. Sometimes, I don't mean to say it out loud ... 😏

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After suffering my 5000th stubbed toe, I believe now is the time to invent "Nerf" end tables! #nerf

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@MysterySolvent Sheeple

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If Wile E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? #acme #roadrunner #wileecoyote

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I think my memory must be made up of at least 80% song lyrics and the other 20% movie quotes...

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Thank you: hard shell tacos, for surviving the factory, delivery trucks, and grocery stores ... and then breaking the moment I put something inside you ...

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Cheese is like a villain from a horror movie: Whatever you do to it only makes it stronger. Shred it? Better. Slice it? Better. Melt it? Perfection

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There’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants. #logic #summer

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@LuciferNetflix Born With A Tail - Supersuckers 😈🤘

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@Super70sSports Started working there in 1985 ...