Kitty Kat Mario Official

You are in the X-trix

[Kitty Kat Mario Official @KittyKat_Mario]

The matrix is real but there is more than one. Chances are that the one making your life hell is very possible to escape. One where are you are both Neo and Morphius.

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As far as i know you dont exist. If I find out that I've known you this whole time, it would be a much different story... I would have been aware of what jokes are blacklisted. So I'd demonstrate.

[Kitty Kat Mario Official @KittyKat_Mario]

The only real fear people have when a "burner" takes many opportunities to bust their balls is swatting. But how does one equate to the other? Through paranoia. Ptsd. Any other condition that locks logic out of the gates of your mind.

I'm rotten to the core because the loneliest of people rely on these simulations to live. That's the only way I could trouble them.

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Apathetic? If you want empathy then exist. Be real. You're not a real person here. This is not even me telling you that you're scum. You're just not real.

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Spumsponge is Ragmothy without the 'charm', but it gets worse because hes been fucking with yall this whole time.

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So what's American rape called in your country?

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My whole life is dreaming how to be this guy

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Imagine if Kurt Kobain was this guy instead

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@electricklown I quote "THIS IS TOTAL MYOPIA!" at times.

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@electricklown Get in line son I've been saying this for years

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You n dat girl.. not compatible. Shes talking bout Speed and older men. You? Sad! Shriveled! Boo,! Booo!

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Autumn slug. Divine.

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My creative juices? You mean like when I put piss and pickle juice in Fanta?

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@that_looney He's fucking evil! Last name Bowser!

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I was riding on a bike with no seat and I ripped my ball sack open.

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