Ms. Maven ✧ Parody

#OOC for @Kit_Maven | More Coherent Version. C'mon in, the doors will be opened only to those bold enough to knock. {RP| Parody | Co-owner of @EmpireofDamned}

[Ms. Maven ✧ Parody @KittyKit_Maven]

Alright, let's see if I remember how to do this.

{Unpacks the new and improved welcome mat and lays it down. Then, sets up my new Timeline chair /all/ before making myself a nice Sober-Rosé and plopping down.}

Yeeeea, I still got it.

[UP ALL NIGHT @neversleeps29]

😘

[Ms. Maven ✧ Parody @KittyKit_Maven]

@DaddyIndiGoGo

[Ms. Maven ✧ Parody @KittyKit_Maven]

Though I'm late, this /did/ find me well. Thank you, lovelie, this is /gorg!/

In the near future, I hope to not be /missed/ so much anymore.
https://t.co/IOOpl24v4d

[Ms. Maven ✧ Parody @KittyKit_Maven]

Just so you know, @_TrueKingMarcel, when the /"other one"/ gets her mind right I /hope/ you know what that first stop is gonna be.

That may or may /not/ be a threat. Happy New Year, Batman!!

[Kitana ✦ Parody @Kit_Maven]

My New Year's Resolution?? Bringing my face back from beyond the grave, because I've been in isolation for /entirely/ too long!

[UP ALL NIGHT @neversleeps29]

She deserves booty massages

[Empire of the Damned | RP/Parody | @EmpireofDamned]

Are we late? We sure are.

Consistency is key.

#EOTDAdmins

[Empire of the Damned | RP/Parody | @EmpireofDamned]

Shout out to #EOTDAndFriends, onlookers, folks who ignore our mentions, and those who love us from afar! An early Happy New Year just in case we're too faded to send later.

~#EOTDAdmins~

[not cute & kinky memes @cravedcuddle]

could be us

[Empire of the Damned | RP/Parody | @EmpireofDamned]

Now, we dare not ask a lady her age but we know she has some centuries on us and is still the definition of elegance and poise. A lover of fine wines and chocolate, join us in wishing the beautiful, indomitable, and divine @QueenTrafficker a huge happy birthday!

~EOTDAdmins~

[Empire of the Damned | RP/Parody | @EmpireofDamned]

Happy ~belated~ Birthday, @Darker_Serenity! Sorry, we late, we slow. Although a sleeping member of #EOTD, we still love you and we definitely miss seeing you around!

Join us in sending glitter bombs, coffee, and spirits to the witchypire on the otherside!

~#EOTDAdmins~

[Empire of the Damned | RP/Parody | @EmpireofDamned]

Happy Birthday, @AudaciousMalkin!

~EOTDAdmins~

[Empire of the Damned | RP/Parody | @EmpireofDamned]

*In my Charlamagne tha God hump day voice* Guess what day it is! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!

It's the 1st of the month, so grab them checks. Buuut also, it's October 1st! Spooky Season has officially stepped in the haunted building, so get them horror pens ready, y'all!

~EOTDAdmins~

[Ms. Maven ✧ Parody @KittyKit_Maven]

A feral /cat/??? In all respect and fairness, I am doing my /best./ {Of course, I speak as if of the mind /of/ said feral cat. Nobody knows what she's thinking.}
https://t.co/jeI9LNW4qR

[Empire of the Damned | RP/Parody | @EmpireofDamned]

It's that time again! You know what we're talking about. It's the 1st of the month—so go pay your bills.

No, really. Go pay your bills.

ALSO, it's @TrueKingMarcel's birthday! Speaking of dues. Send him some love and blood for his triple digit day! He old, y'all.

#EOTDAdmins