Cannibal Cervine

Unnecessarily tall durr in Colorado. Head over hooves for @TheWorstDoggo. Navy veteran, accountant, dog dad, and @TheFuzzFactory fursuiter.

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

When your friends want to go to bed early at a furcon you need to be a bro and take the party to them! @TheWorstDoggo

[Kayphix @TheWorstDoggo]

Obligatory new car photo with a Fursuit Head!

Ranger Raptor is mine!

[🦌Niro🦌🔜 Eurofurence @Ragnarosslyng]

A few screenshot redraws of season 1 of Barking Bad~
#BreakingBad #BrBa #furry

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

@Rakkoon_Gang Don't sweat it. Have a good one!

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

Is your butt a leaf? Cause I’m about to gobble it up.

[Ramona the Hellgoat @NikaNuar_NSFW]

brought some venison (carefully served)

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

War has changed

[Navy Times @NavyTimes]

Unmanned ground vehicles mounted with life-size plastic coyotes are one idea proposed as part of a new effort to keep wildlife away from military aircraft. https://t.co/zr7Ew8IfKT

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

There are two beds in my hotel room where Kayphix and I have been sleeping individually. I asked him tonight if he wanted to sleep together and he looked at me like this:

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

So pilk doesn't mean penis milk?

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

Is your butt a leaf? Cause I’m about to gobble it up.

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

Me rn

[Kayphix @TheWorstDoggo]

LVFC room please!

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

Not much of a night for sleeping I guess

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

I'm 70 seconds into an hour long video I was voluntold to watch and educate my coworkers on because I keep getting new requests and questions. I was so productive this morning until my management got involved with my day 😭

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

Me to insurance agent: "I have decided to go with another carrier. This is just a call to let you know I won't be needing you."

Insurance Agent: "OK I am glad to hear that you found something! I will be sure to call you every 3 fucking days for the foreseeable future!"

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

If you are going to say something that takes 20 minutes in a 30 minute meeting you probably shouldn't preface with "real quick".

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

Southwest no longer has free checked bags

Me: OMG who the hell cares?

*Opens telegram, Twitter, or Blue sky:*

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

@Mak_Sabre No need. I learned it all from you!

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

I've gathered that proper form for any exercise where you bend over or squat down is 90% to just press your butt out like a needy bitch.

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

Fucking squirrel stole @TheWorstDoggo's Kong toy D:

[Cannibal Cervine @KiviKBuck]

Colorado hitting me with the rainbow sunrise today