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Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
Greetings, I am Kizzsprite, founder of Aperture Laboratories, Sector #257. I aim to mandate passiveness through universal domination.
Aimlessly floating in void.
Joined November 2010
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Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 11 years ago
@SeerofPie Then again, with the amount of "Sick Burns" I have made, and am still making, I fear you would be made redundant quickly.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 11 years ago
@SeerofPie that would be an insult for irony. You? A master of irony? I think not. You must be confusing that with Ironing.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 11 years ago
@SeerofPie The most ironic thing is that you chose a pig to represent yourself. Not inaccurate, but ironic.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 11 years ago
@SeerofPie The plus side is, if you ever rise from the dead, you're more likely to simply stay in there, feasting from the deep fat friar.
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Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 11 years ago
@SeerofPie Not buried at, but buried inside. Placed into a McDonalds, then lowered into a pit. The only way to hold your huge frame safely.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 11 years ago
@SeerofPie we only want to help you, Squire. We don't want to see you buried in a McDonalds one day.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 11 years ago
@SeerofPie I'd say you might learn one day, but I'm not sure there's much space left, due to the massive section dedicated to consuming.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 11 years ago
@SeerofPie All in all, it speaks volumes of your character when you only spell out swear words, rather that construct any kind of argument.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 11 years ago
@SeerofPie I am neither little, nor any type of faeces. That only leaves "u", which you didn't even bother to spell right.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 11 years ago
@SeerofPie You are right, I must apologise. I shouldn't have been so nosey. So very nosey. So massively, big-nosed nosey. Kind of like you.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 11 years ago
@SeerofPie It is impossible to haunt your worst, fattest nightmare. It cannot be done. There is far too much engorged girth for me to haunt.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
over 11 years ago
I am also enforcing some foreboding cameos within environments, built for Garry's Mod.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
over 11 years ago
I suppose I have not been active much. I have been exceedingly busy preparing a "site" on the human "interweb".
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
almost 12 years ago
Horrible. I did not know that application would post that for me. I shall be having words with their mainframe.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 12 years ago
@irenicPie Theoretically, that is.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 12 years ago
By which I mean, someone to make @irenicPie thinner. perhaps about the size of a whale. It sounds impossible, but I'm sure it could be done.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 12 years ago
In the meantime, I want to further state the completely vile nature of @irenicPie . I am offering an unlimited bounty on her weight.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 12 years ago
So, future plans are to create such a place, to store things such as lore, projects and general paperwork that so desperately needs sorting.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 12 years ago
To update my current state of affairs, I have recently noticed the website of my creator severely lacks any structured archive.
Kizzsprite
@Kizzsprite
about 12 years ago
I keep forgetting that this gizmo exists. I should attempt to be more thorough in my exploitation of socially-cohesive "media".
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