K Jake Patten

Prof @ ASU CHS. Auditory cog sci, color vision, & swearing with SAMBA research group. Statistician. Loves spreadsheets. Eats breakfast at least once per day.

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Graph theoretical measures can be used on conjunction with modeling a forgetting curve to show memory changes in (some) people with APOE ε4 who have not been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. One possible result is early identification of AD (more work needed).

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@Garrett_Archer @tanguay_AZ Sounds like we stopped regularly gaming around the same time. I've been trying to finish Max Payne 3 for the last decade.

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@NYTGames Did someone re-watch Best in Show right before writing today's Connections?

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@NYTConnections Did someone re-watch Best in Show when they came up with one of today's connections?

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@harrisondubay Extra Virgin Olive Wine

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@gershbrain @LHuntNeuro I agree with this but the reality of yearly evaluations and P&T requirements in the current climate necessitate that everything hinges on publication credit.

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@Garrett_Archer The White Rabbit is definitely cool.

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@abc15 Congratulations, everyone! We did it! Lots of sacrifices but everyone gave 110% and left it all out there. Love to see it.

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@hankgreen

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@RAMS_field You should post here if you haven't already

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@Ashy_slashee David Lo Pan

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@ASUPsych No surprise. Erika is a great researcher!

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@teachermo

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@RAMS_field @AstonshngLegnds @HauntedTheories Haha! Issaquah Creek DEFINITELY sounds like brown noise.

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@officialDannyT MurcielVato

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@creepydotorg "Will you sign my yearbook?"

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Happy Earth Day!

Remember to take time to enjoy nature and publicly shame large corporations who continue contributing to the destruction of the environment even though their marketing says otherwise.

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@MrCreepyPasta0

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@DaniBeckman The first time I saw mushroom coffee I got excited that coffee had been made from mushrooms. And would, like, taste like truffles or something. A magical hybrid of coffee and broth!

Turns out it's just regular coffee. What an absolute disappointment.

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@rjrisueno This works well with your personality but I think I'm too sarcastic with my students to pull it off.