During SoftBank’s 2026 shareholder meeting, Masayoshi Son announced he wouldn't be retiring for at least another decade. To illustrate his vision, he presented an absolutely surreal, legendary slide deck centered entirely around a goose. The core philosophy? "Own the goose, not the eggs."
It is essentially the corporate version of an infinite money glitch. The slides are incredibly absurd, perfectly memeable, and the internet is completely running with it. It has the exact right mix of high-finance seriousness and unhinged internet culture.
The Traction:
The narrative is already catching fire. The "SoftBank Goose" meme templates are popping up all over FinTwit and have started making their way to the front page of r/wallstreetbets.
What matters most is not the eggs, its is the GOOSE itself
• The Source Deck:
https://t.co/jG8V6QagVJ
• WSB catching on:
https://t.co/EgthhjgChV
• Twitter:
https://t.co/qSIE2Vt8xs
https://t.co/7FqWQAs9Ek
https://t.co/PmH4JFF989
CA: J3nhtXh9A8uxAydqU7hPNXJdpguzNuEiBVYAc3B5pump