@prattprattpratt convo with my son.
G: Wouldn't it be cool if there was a neon velociraptor? But they're extinct. I wish they were still alive.
Me: They would eat us!
G: Not if they're trained. Like, if Owen was real.
@NotMedic@amazon Gavin: Is that an IUD? What's an IUD?
Me: its something they put in adult women's stomachs so they dont have babies.
Gavin: Like a dog?