Kate Jorgensen

Addicted to Tik Tok, 90s music, heated blankets, Oreos, and laughter. Personality hire.

[Kate Jorgensen @KJorg92]

Please excuse me while I come to terms with the fact that I will always want treats

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I would watch more ads if you let me watch them on 2x speed like a regular video

[Kate Jorgensen @KJorg92]

Do I want to run a marathon?
Yes
Do I want to train for a marathon?
✨No✨

[Kate Jorgensen @KJorg92]

So the Phelps twins are not related to David Tennant??? Are we sure?

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Magic number for texts seems to be higher than videos

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If you send me too many messages I will get overwhelmed and simply not read ✨any✨ of them

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I am suddenly interested in golf. #RyderCup

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@JohnMayer @prsguitars I’ll take the Slytherin one

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Golf but with a tennis ball

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Men in hoodies >>>

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I’m still gonna bring a hoodie

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Astarion humor

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So nobody knows what nonchalant means

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I’m a good driver*

*Doesn’t realize when my lights are off at night and asks what that bump was too frequently

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Hope huuuuurts

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Sometimes I wanna cry and knock someone’s light out at the same time

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I really park so crooked

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How can a car parallel park but you can’t line up with the car behind and pull in the same way???? Doing it backwards works but not forwards???Seems fake someone is lying.

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Such a slut for gift shops

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Stop putting those damn react button on your instagram stories I’m pushing them on accidentttttttttt

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“I’ll send you memes later” >>>

Like, okay I love you now