Whenever a recipe is like, “Strain through a cheese cloth,” it’s like, oh okay yeah I’ll just strain it through a cheesecloth. Get the fuck out of here.
Big wrestling nights are great because the timeline looks like this:
"wuuuuuttt"
"NO WAY"
"OMG HE'S HERE"
"Timberwolves transition defense just hasn't been sharp tonight."
"HE DID IT!!!"
"omg can't believe what I just saw"
Here’s an absolutely bizarre recent addition to the collection. This is one of the infamous McDonald’s coffee stirring spoons that was discontinued due to “problematic usage,” plated in 24 karat gold.