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Towson U 🐯🇸🇱 *Please don’t come on this page expecting anything rational*

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Drake makes music for nggas that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong?

[Brisk @BriskQ]

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

[DEE FINE WHINE✨ @deefinewhine]

I love living in the dmv. I get to see the most drop dead gorgeous black women every weekend

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

Ain’t no bone in my body gonna feel sorry for a racist.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

when someone tries to tell me abt wattpad, but i was on it before there was a premium option, it had no ads, authors posted new chapters at 3am, the comment section was easily pushing 100+ under an hr, mafia troupes were taking over rankings, & 1D was buying me every other story

[Softboy @softboywin]

i accidentally said “large” instead of “grande” at Starbucks and they dragged me behind the counter and shot me in the leg

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So if Kamala Harris had started a war with Iran, gas prices doubled, and then asked taxpayers for $1 billion for a tacky gold ballroom, MAGA would’ve totally been normal and reasonable about it, right?

[KJGD | Storm @tivstippi]

White people get a virus unseen since biblical times and go to the club same day

[Esha K @eshaLegal]

How many generations back do we want to go with this logic?

[Gatwirii♊ @thatgeminibloom]

Give her all the funding imagine just 4 cycles a year 💃🏽

[♱ @poetsneil]

defending michael jackson on the internet is not enough i need a gun

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

If this was 2008, BET would’ve been playing The American Dream: The Jackson 5 movie on repeat 24/7 for the last 2 weeks. We really lost that recipe

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[zae @itszaeok]

alright euphoria watch them n words

[masha @masha_slp]

i only date sweetiepies cus wtf is “my bitch” “my lil shit” are u crazy???

[$ @jxtsummer]

i love when artists leave a lil bit of the beat at the end for me to freestyle on

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

how it feels to say "idk" to stuff you actually know but explaining takes efforts