Katie Labanara

I clean people's smiles & I like adventures. ✨

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

When you get to the grocery store as soon as it opens on a Saturday morning & it’s just you & Toto alone in the produce section, really feelin “Africa”...I think this is truly your 30s.

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

Do you think anyone would notice if our vows were casually recited lyrics to “Because You Loved Me” by Celine Dion? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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But I mean, what’s a veil really for when it’s not covering the front of your face, it’s just to make your Mom & Grandma happy for your 30 minute ceremony soooo I guess we are even pocket squares...we even.

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

So...pocket square folding styles, what’s up with that? Why is this one more area of wedding planning with a million options? I think I just wasted an hour of my life learning the different techniques, I’ll never get that time back. ALL FOR A SILK NON-USABLE HANKY!

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There are few things better than sitting on your couch wrapped in a fuzzy blanket on a Saturday morning with a hot cup of coffee.💕☕️

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

Lebron takes so long WALKING back on “defense” that he never makes it past half court, that’s why he’s getting half of these points. And that is not genius, that is complete bullshit & the NBA should recognize defensive backcourt.

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

How does one team MISS THAT MANY DUNKS IN ONE QUARTER?! Come ooooon C’s

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Chris & I fell asleep at 5:30 pm yesterday and somehow slept all the way until 6 am today.🙌🏻

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

I kind of hope someone pukes on me today so I can go home.

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

@alliedrinkwater He was dead serious, I don’t even understand. He basically called them a one hit wonder. HOW IS HE LIVING THIS LIE?!

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CHRIS JUST TRIED TO TELL ME WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT *NSYNC IS ONLY RELEVANT BECAUSE JUSTIN TIMERBLAKE IS WHO HE IS NOW & THAT THEY WERE EQUIV TO AQUA. Can I marry a man who thinks like this?!

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

When you drink an entire bottle of wine (while doing all your chores & laundry of course) & watch The World’s Most Extraordinary Home’s all night...this is one week away from being 30. And I don’t hate it💕

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

I don’t know what enrages me more - a car dressed as a reindeer or a car dressed as a bunny.

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

When you realize your cats are getting old & contrary to your popular belief, they just may not actually live forever😭

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

@dancehallhiips It’s such bullshit! I thought it was a joke at first, like why is that number red and not green😩🤦🏻‍♀️

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

When you’re so excited to do your taxes this year for that sweet cashback...and then the IRS slaps you in the face & tells you that you actually OWE them all that money you had been saving for your wedding. #fucktaxbrackets #shouldofboughtahouse

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

There is something so beautiful about being in bed before 9 pm on a Friday night🙏🏻🙌🏻

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

When you’re both trying to think of songs to walk down the isle to and you end up just sitting on your couch sobbing😭💕

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

@morganscherm Welcome back💕

[Katie Labanara @KLabs]

Someday I will work at an office where I’ll be able to get home early enough to eat dinner before 8 pm...someday.