Jenk (2024 Edition)

“Sitting in chairs and pontificating and doing shit”

[Bobby Shouse @B_Shousejr]

Malik Willis threw out the first pitch tonight for the @Marlins ‼️🤠 #PhinsUp

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

On a different note, Wicked was pretty solid

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

Who in their right mind throws away movie theater popcorn. Insane

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

I’m moving to San Antonio with two mfs that have never seen the Alamo. Dude thought I was talking about the movie theater…

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

What’s Christmas without sausage balls

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

my christmas gift to myself was a triple dipper 🙌

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

@Ask_WellsFargo i’ll fight you rn

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

both wells fargo atms near my apartment are down (as per usual with this terrible bank), so now i’m gonna drive 15 mins just to deposit some money

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

@emmaabeth0 Checks out

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

FUCK TEXAS DRIVERS

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

I’ll be fluent in no time 💪

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

I passed my bartender exam, we moving up in the world 🔥

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

@JKJacobs2469 lots!

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

Just played basketball against the principal of a random middle school in the middle of no where

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

@MDealWrites it’s not my fault everything looks so nice

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

One thing about me is if you take me to a mall i’m going to be incredibly financially irresponsible

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

I would pay a whole lot of money to be in the North Carolina/Georgia mountains right now

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

I’ll take covid, i’ll take the flu, hell id even take on CANCER. But the uncontrollable cough/constant tickle in throat is gonna be the thing that gets me

[Jenk (2024 Edition) @KlebJacbs]

Sometimes I forget that since i’m an “adult” now I have the free will to go and do whatever I want whenever I want. Like if I wanted to I could just drive to Iowa rn for no reason. Could be lit