Lani

[Lani @KleinLani]

The Dr told me I wasn’t allowed to run with a broken arm but he never said anything about eating pizza rolls... coincidence? I think not

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Never said it was easy being the chosen one.

[ArgusLeader911 @Argus911]

Tariq, also known as "Corn Kid," is coming to his personal mecca, the Corn Palace, this weekend. https://t.co/vVFOwgCSF3

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Fuck it, Halloween movies start now.

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Sooo……

[Lani @KleinLani]

You’re welcome.

[liz 🌻 @eeelizzabethann]

Went to the orchestra w/ @KleinLani :) thanks for the handjob! #picoloapp

[Beautiful Places 🌍 @PlacesTo_Visit]

Socotra Island 🌳

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Just watched my ex’s story from the chipotle account 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[Audrey Doeden @DoedenAudrey]

what a joke 🤡

[Colby @ColbyBrock]

hey if any of you guys have a semi truck could you please run me over with it thanks

[K$wizzle🐘 @WrongBdotcom]

Well slap my ass and call me 1929 cause I am in a great

DEPRESSION

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

A slice of apple pie is $1.40 in Jamaica, and $2.60 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

[IHOP @IHOP]

This week only, kids get a Free Mr. Mummy Pancake. No Halloween costume required. Because at the end of the day, aren’t we all just wearing a costume in this game we call life?

[Lani @KleinLani]

Js that my adopted moms are the coolest moms

[Lani @KleinLani]

Need me a man who treats me like Billybob treats Charlene

[Lani @KleinLani]

I just sneezed at work and someone from across the store yelled “Bless You”
Sir, idk who you are but can we be friends please

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

I wish Heaven had FaceTime

[Lani @KleinLani]

Idk who decided it was a good idea to start charging for ranch at McDonald’s, but your mom’s a hoe.😤