Jonathan Kleppinger

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@jerseymikes FREE SUB

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3 Sonic chili-cheese coneys
1 Jersey Mike’s regular Italian sub
10 McDonald’s chicken nuggets
1 Burger King large fry
1 Burger King ice cream cup
1 Panera large Diet Pepsi

$8.56

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@UnderdogFantasy

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1 Culver’s chicken-tenders kids’ meal
1 large Little Caesars extra-sausage pizza
1 large Little Caesars pepperoni pizza
1 Little Caesars Italian cheese bread
1 Little Caesars crazy bread
1 Little Caesars crazy sauce

$16.51

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1 Panera large citrus punch
4 Sonic chili cheese dogs
1 Burger King large fry
1 Burger King ice cream cup
1 McDonald’s large fry
1 McDonald’s large Diet Coke
1 McDonald’s 20-piece nuggets

$13.13

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When I haven’t tweeted in 18 months, I feel like I have to think of something really important if I’m going to tweet again.

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@PrizePicks @SportsCenter

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@1Conforti 👍🏻Can’t wait to see the videos of the crowd belting out “TONIGHT” during his walk-up.

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@TheFFBallers

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@JohnnyStark

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@jasonmoore

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@ericcrawford EKU should have 5.

2023: 1 A-SUN and 3 CBI
2021: 1 OVC

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@TheAthletic @dandakich

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Joel: “Dad, how many inches do you weigh?”
Dad: “Joel, inches is a measurement of length, not weight.”
Joel, undeterred: “No, I mean how many inches do you weigh?”

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A visit to Dr. Joel’s office:

“First we have to check your heartbeat. And then we have to put a Band-Aid on if you have any cavities.”

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@SleeperPicksHQ kleppaj

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@andyholloway @jasonmoore Not a whole lot of room for ATP shots on that court.

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@juliannaboulden I think my very favorite thing about this is the double conjunction. It couldn’tv’e been anything else.

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@rainnwilson Canada isn't Hollywood, but Pastor Nina on Kim's Convenience was a breath of fresh air in regards to portrayals of pastors on TV.

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@jasonmoore I don't have kidneys anymore. I have adult knees.