Kayla.

UW Madison

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

God bless the souls who make their Quizlet flashcards publicly available ... You should all run for president because you make America great

[Hoodie1PF 🥷🏽 @DadyChampagne]

Protect cardi b at all costs.

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

TIMES TO COVER YOUR MOUTH: coughing, sneezing, yawning, burping, breathing in the same direction as my face without brushing your teeth, etc.

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

Been away from Twitter but I’m back now & need to get to the bottom of a question ASAP: did anyone else dip mcdonald’s chicken nuggets in honey when they were little? And if so, what happened?.. I can’t be imagining this

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

I have a million & 10 crushes and you'd think the night I go out I would run into one of them but no my friends are in a taco eating contest

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

I feel more comfortable sitting in class than I do in my own room b/c I've never particularly struggled in school but in life I fail always

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

Hoping twitter will accept my return because Instagram has turned into a mosh pit of bikini models & I need some personality self-confidence

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

People need to be more specific because casual drinking falls anywhere between staying in bed and wall twerking at the bar.. don't blame me

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

Started missing home today but then I realized @Rusty_Busty left a full bottle of Ron in my truck so he's probably missing more than I am rn

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

Our country doesn't seem to agree on much lately but we should focus our efforts on something constructive like making taco johns relevant

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

Called my mom while I was getting a snack & she recommended "celery with peanut butter or light popcorn".. "bag of Lays & a pop tart to go"

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

9 times out of 10 they are a 10. 😭😂😂 https://t.co/Hzcxexdtj7

[Chloe Wickerman @ChloeWickerman]

Why are Parmesan & garlic croutons still the best snack in the cupboard @Klongfellow20

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

Every Time I drink I'm gonna expose a secret from my childhood like when Ben took a dump in my back yard and blamed it on my poor Rudy dog 💔

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

Couple time is honestly the worst time in the world because no matter how many times "we're on our way".. I know you're still naked in bed

[Abby Riley @AbbyRiley3]

#StopBeingPetty2k16

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

You ever lay down & realize you're just not prepared for a successful night of sleep? Like in need of a lil snack, maybe a pillow fluff idk

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

Shoutout to my fellow citizens who (like me) will be ending up with less money at the end of summer than the beginning... we livin

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

Dropped my birth control into the ice at work so I'm secretly hunting for a pill surrounded by water before some dude ends up with boobs..

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

Me & kendall got food poisoning from Chick-fil-A and its kinda like when someone is being an asshole but you get over it cause you love them

[Kayla. @Klongfellow20]

Does anyone know the code to my garage door these days? where my brother is living? Potentially my dads work number? Very confused