Kelly

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[Kelly @KlyDco]

The universe is trying to keep me in check, while two of my coworkers are having babies, one just got married, and one just got back from Japan I’m over here with my boyfriend who just got diagnosed with cancer

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Hmmmm am I anxious because I am getting surgery this week or because of imposter syndrome. The world may never know

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I bought a car and the first place I drove was Target

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Anyway, if anyone knows of a niche market for INJURED feet pics lmk

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In September I sprained my ankle days before seeing MCR. In June I sprain my other ankle days before seeing The Used. What is the universe telling me?

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Update: I missed the show because my ankle swelled to the size of a literal baseball and I had to go to urgent care hahahaha

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@erastourticketz I finally made it to the queue but kept getting “pardon our interruption” errors, and it totally froze on my phone. So frustrating!!

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@ErasTourResell @abcrqu Interested!

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The funniest part about moving is when you start to get sentimental about stupid things like 🥺 last time turning on this light 🥺 last time charging my phone here 🥺

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@NYCTSubway He didn’t appear homeless, he looked like an average commuter who was having a moment

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@NYCTSubway there is a man sitting at union square who looks sick or strung out and like he needs help. At the bottom of the stairs going down to the downtown NQRW towards the very front of the train near the entrance to the L. White man, dark jacket, brown boots

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What I love about New York City is that I am in my bed sobbing and directly next door my neighbors are having a party on a Monday night

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Maybe people venting about tiktok potentially getting banned should read the room and remember 3 CHILDREN and 3 adults were gunned down in a school yesterday

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I don’t think people understand how much I love my chemical romance

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@NYCTSubway why is downtown Q delayed at 86th st? And this isn’t being communicated anywhere?

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When @awsten said I see you in high def it’s because he wore contacts after not wearing them for years

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Like come on get a new day trip spot at LEAST

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Do we think my ex’s current gf knows that everything they do together (judging by IG at least) are literally just the exact things we used to do together

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It is way too early and my head hurts way too much for a man to be threatening everyone in the subway station right now

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Your laundry room etiquette in an apartment building says a lot about you