Kristina

Talk Dothraki to Me.

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

Joe, you ARE being a dick. You know you’re being a dick. WE know you’re being a dick. #belowdeckmed

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

Joe is going to be such a bitch about everything with Nathan. #belowdeckmed

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

So Joe is already calling it now that he is about to be a total d-bag. #belowdeckmed

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

Yall, I’m just going to tell you this right now. I don’t care how much money I was being paid. If a guest peed on me it would be CURTAAAAINS for them. #belowdeckmed

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

Damn! Why are all these guys giants?! #belowdeckmed

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

“I’m greener than a green bean.” #belowdeckmed

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

All I know when I watch this franchise now is that I will never have to suffer through Malia again and that pleases me. #belowdeckmed

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

@beccajoi1103 She’s had her plastic surgeon as her charter guest before

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

Welp, see you guys in the med! #BelowDeckDownUnder

[penthouse papi @its1stclassCAM]

#BELOWDECK: you know who i’m surprised made it through the whole season? ME, BITCH.

#BELOWDECKDOWNUNDER

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

No but Ellie is right. Off a cake stand?? #BelowDeckDownUnder

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

This guy doesn’t even like crunchy peanut butter?! #BelowDeckDownUnder

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

“Don’t engage with crew anymore please.” #BelowDeckDownUnder

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

This isn’t the first time Ellie has radio issues down in the galley, right? #BelowDeckDownUnder

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

He basically just wants never ending shrimp and f’ing lobster fest. Order the man some cheddar bay biscuits and Walt’s favorite shrimp. #BelowDeckDownUnder

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

I wonder what the primary thinks seafood is … #BelowDeckDownUnder

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

Ok I thought *I* was plain but even I like ketchup. But mustard can f all the way off. #BelowDeckDownUnder

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

How Ellie thinks she deserves a promotion after she was literally trying to fight her boss is BEYOND ME. #BelowDeckDownUnder

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

Joao taking a giant poo the entire time Ben and Daisy are having their heart to heart is HILARIOUS. #BelowDeckDownUnder

[Kristina @KLynnRN]

“I wouldn’t have started a world war out of it.” #BelowDeckDownUnder