Kay Houser

🌻 I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands. 🌻

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

@scountry08 I have a knife and pepper spray

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

@blondieejo 🤣🤣🤣 damn girl, getting fucked and ducked. Autocorrect is dirty.

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

I'm just, frustrated.

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

@blondieejo Say what????

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

@Houser20131 @blondieejo Zach, who let you have Twitter?

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

Looks like I did it again,
Me and my stupid mouth.
I dug myself into a hole in the wall,
And I gotta drink my way out.

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

I thought I was where I wanted to be in life, but now I feel like I'm failing myself and my kids. Can I at least get my shit together before I'm 30 please?

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

And you don't have to say I'm crazy
'Cause I know nothing's changed

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

I'm tired of being the mom, can I be the dad for a bit?

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

@kohnisland 🤣🤣🤣

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

@kohnisland Good times 😂

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

@kohnisland I love this for you! ❤️❤️ you've worked so hard.

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

@Feetfinder 🤚 Me

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

Here to remind you that all men are trash.🙃

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

Some days I want to just move out of state and never look back.

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

Im going to keep going to the gym and to keep getting tattoos until I love the way I look naked.

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

Go home and get stoned,
'Cause the sex is so much better when you're mad at me. 🎶

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But you're gone so it's fxck you. 💔
@machinegunkelly

[Kay Houser @KM_Houser]

Hopefully, they find someone good to play me on my episode of Snapped 🤗