kristine-mae

grateful

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

Ouchhhh

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Dawg it feel like it’s 14pm

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UPS playing corn hole with my packages. I know it’s hot but damn, bring it to the door 🙃

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

When no one knows why I say this, bringin this classic back

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

How empty of me to be so full of you

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

Ok but no one talks about the pile of Christmas trash we have to take out esp with kids

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⛓️

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

This year went by too damn fast for me

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

After everything you put me through

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

When you try to utilize daylight savings time but your internal clock says no 🙃

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

Whatever ignites your soul

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

No rain, no flowers

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

And remember…if someone wanted to, they would. Stay pretty sis

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

What is love?

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

Cheap lint rollers stick to anything but won’t pick up the lint or hair off my shirt

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

What is love?

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

This has to be the longest January in history

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

Time to bring out Justin Bieber’s Christmas album

[kristine-mae @KMAEZM]

Me when my man only scratches my back for 3 seconds

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Two boys in Madagascar scratch the back of a habituated lemur

Via National Geographic

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I’m approaching the age where Im gonna start getting my clothes the same place where I get my groceries. You will catch me at Costco.