Kristin Cassiday

Hi, I'm short.

[Kristin Cassiday @Kmcassiday]

If everyone had a dog, the world would be a happier place. If the world was happier, everyone would get along. Therefore, dogs are the answer to world pease. Sorry, I’m drunk.

[Kristin Cassiday @Kmcassiday]

I asked her to bring popcorn and she stopped at the MOVIE THEATER. We like right next to a Walmart 🤦🏼‍♀️ #lifeofkaili

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

chris martin looks like a toddler named Rydyr at a pre-school that costs $50,000 a year

[Rachel Moss @supitsrachel]

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me: you don’t like any of my gifts

her: no! the five golden rings were nice. it’s just-

me: too many birds?

her: really bird heavy this year

[Glizzie Borden @misha_loves_you]

The Las Vegas strip is now the boulevard of broken dreams

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

me after listening to could’ve would’ve should’ve

[fatima⁷ @fatimasvogue]

denormalize the grind and start normalizing whatever this is

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

The advice in this thread will make you unrecognizable in 30 days.
You owe it to yourself to read it. Trust us.
🧵

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I believe in science. I also believe 60° in September is colder than 60° in April.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Shorts and hoodie weather this week. If you see a Midwesterner smiling and enjoying themselves, leave them be. This is a spiritual time for us.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

It’s embarrassing to be really bad at carving a pumpkin but it’s also embarrassing to be too good at it. It’s one situation where mediocrity is the best option

[kaitlyn @kaitlynmb_13]

BeReal simply did not remember the 21st night of september huh

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

Christians on this website are literally like "we can't just FORGIVE our DEBTORS"

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

hoping to encourage tourism, Scotland placed a couple of Shetland ponies in sweaters and it might be the best promotional campaign ever

[essa @creamgirl__]

have u tried having a little iced latte and pastry about it?

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Missouri passed a law that goes into effect Jan. 1, 2023, which makes it a felony to sleep on state-owned land, like under overpasses and bridges. At a time when rent is skyrocketing it’s horrifying to see states respond not by providing housing but by criminalizing the homeless.

[Becca Grischow @beegriz]

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift

[Natania Barron @NataniaBarron]

My three hunger modes, deeply inspired by ADHD.

1) I’m so hungry I feel sick but I also hate all food.

2) I’m not really hungry but the 6 snacks I had clearly weren’t the correct ones

3) Bit more cheese.