Kevin McCabe

Fast cars, good suits, a good career, tattoos and educated independent women

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

At the age where my friends are either getting married and having kids or blacked out at 12pm off brunch

[Slick @Slick_Vikk]

Feels like I’m stuck in Groundhog Day

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

@BigHabib1 @cDASHes And it is once every few years this horrific incident resurfaces lol

[Slick @Slick_Vikk]

@SpencerRidenour @gruidll @Kmccabe1

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

My girlfriend and I spent the entire day in different rooms at home. Not because we’re mad at each other but because we respect each other’s space in a tough time.

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

My couch has a permanent dent from where I’ve been sitting for the past two weeks.

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

@_kellieduffy Say* I’m drinking.

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

@_kellieduffy Surviving to stay the least

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

@xDave_M The amount of jealous I am in you’re in a softball league

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

@Slick_Vikk Louder for the people in back 🗣

[Big Habibi @BigHabib1]

Bet you everyone tweeting about impeachment couldn’t tell you what the next step is.

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

@_kellieduffy I love sushi or Kaizen

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

Lemme tell ya. Im butt hurt about getting my ass beat in 630pm bowling league by 4 seniors. It was at this point I knew I was old.

[JM @jmacc702]

People’s self-esteem is about to be in shambles

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

@Slick_Vikk I like it due to it comes through your messenger. No texts or emails

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

@skittlesss_ It’s that time of year for this story again lmao

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

Here’s your answer when you ask “let’s go to a haunted anything”

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

Fun fact: In college during a Lambda Chi/ ZTA haunted house social I punched a female actor in the face. This clown things got to stop

[EMZOTIC @emzoticofficial]

He’s adorable, but please stop with these sorts of tweets. Committing to an animal should be mutually agreed on by everyone in the house. If your partner is dead set against it *but* will bend for the sake of a Tweet reaching a certain threshold that’s a whole other problem.

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

Life is Beautiful..... In my bed all weekend

[Kevin McCabe @Kmccabe1]

@tiffanyfoth I only speak truth tiff