Kelsey Mai

Overly caffeinated mommy, full-time business student, endlessly hopeful human 🦒

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“I ain’t scared of you long legged princesses” ok 👑

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I like to look like a complete goblin the whole day before a night out to really enhance that glow-up effect 😶‍🌫️

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@josiemurdag What’s it like to be god’s favorite 🥲

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Wanted by the law but the laws don’t apply to me 👑

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i miss both of u

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Tee scoring the first td in his first super bowl WHEW 😭

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!** #MyTwitterAnniversary

**sure don’t.

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Happy 2022 🥳

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What does it say about my situation with the universe that I’ve called four different psychologists and none have answered 🥴

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Long live Nice Kelsey 🤟🏼

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Thank you @benrector for spending 3,714 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/fuwGHMvgVL

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@StellaParton Aw my mom brought me home on Thanksgiving, too! I turned 30 on the 24th. Happy birthday, Tim!!

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#NewProfilePic

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“Mommy, do you know Dolly’s middle name?” “Oh, Dolly (our dog) doesn’t have a middle name.” “Yes she does it’s PARTON. DOLLY PARTON DEEMS.”

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ADELE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

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Can’t wait to cry my eyes out tomorrow when I see the Rockies for the first time in two years 🥲🥲🥲

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You wanna talk danger? Try taking NyQuil on a night you have to be the tooth fairy.

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My new go-to phrase when someone is doubting/downplaying themselves: “What are you talking about, KELLY CLARKSON?” Thank you @ArianaGrande cc: @kellyclarkson

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Thank you for making my whole life, @DollyParton 🥲🤟🏼

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I almost cried at least five different times watching #PawPatrolthemovie. Hitting on mental health, pulling all my heart strings. Bravo, @PAWPatrolMovie 👏🏼