KMHalandras

I needed a blurb thingamabob...so here it is. I'm a devoted wife, loving mother and an aspiring writer. If I make you smile or laugh, my day is a success.

[KMHalandras @KmHalandras]

Just sayin’. 💖 #BeBlessed

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Love is when your best friend totally “gets” you. 🥰

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2020 is just a nonstop lecture.

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Someone needs to do a wellness check on Hollywood.
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https://t.co/Qldwtv19ln

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A bunch of celebrities got naked to try and inspire you to vote

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Soooo....if we banned straws because a turtle had one stuck up its nose, does that mean we’re going to have to now ban masks? 🤷🏻‍♀️
https://t.co/J8e1FkC8dh

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@MadisonSevier Still...I haven’t had any DQ since ours closed down about six years ago. 😭😂

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@MadisonSevier Sigh...I'm jealous of a dog because he gets more ice cream than I do.

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@Aaaamberr2255 To be honest, so am I. With everything going on, my stress and anxiety levels have been spiking about every other day. There were times, it took a hell of a lot of willpower not to reach for those smokes. 🙃

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Though I’ve been mighty tempted this year...

I’m proud to announce I’ve hit my TWO year anniversary for quitting smoking.

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@LatifaMorrisett

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@Carrie_Stevens Thank you!

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@DarienMoya Cooking with love in my house means I’ve licked the spoon.
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And I’m a germaphobe...but not of my own or my FAMILIES...🙄

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@MadisonSevier I never doubted it! 🥰
It takes a lot of time and patience, but it’s so worth it. We had a stray here and it took months. But we finally succeeded in winning her trust. We got her shots and fixed. No more babies, and in exchange, we got an excellent mouser. 💖

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@MadisonSevier

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@MadisonSevier Nothing like pancakes on asphalt. 🤣

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My son really wanted to go out for breakfast, so I served it to him in the driveway. You know, for that “authentic” feel. 🙄 #California

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For all those who are “suddenly” big into gardening...

Even Garden Writers who Hate Trump are Defending the Rose Garden Upgrade https://t.co/MxDexrSmn1 via @GardenRant

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Watching Star Trek the Voyage Home. Still...one of my absolute favs. That and Star Trek Generations. Having a bad day? Let @WilliamShatner save the day. 💖