PSA: pilots and flight attendants we appreciate your service, however, we do not need a 15 minute debriefing over the loud speaker of the weather and cruising altitude at 11pm 45 minutes before we land.
I know I’m getting older because not only did I just send an email to my best friend, but it entailed a link to a sweet vacuum cleaner that we both want for Christmas.
Got a wild hair to try uber pool. Was the first to get picked up, last to get dropped off, listened to cardi b, Christian radio, then a mariachi band to top the trip off. Guess I’ll always do pools to continue to live life on the edge.
Plz help if you can! Family friends of mine that need a little help bringing their mother home from a tragic incident. Amazing family that could use some extra love right now. Appreciate you all!
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Confused when people request wake up calls at hotels...do you not have an alarm sir? Or you just want to make sure someone else has to be up at the ungodly hour of 4am cause you do?
"What you're going to want to notice here is that the way she's got her hands placed that you know we're headed for a good ol' fashioned hootenanny." 🤣
-@MichelleDBeadle breaking down @PaulHembo's and @allysonporter1's dance moves
Uber driver just asked me if I was here, in NYC, for spring break... um sir 1: I am 26 (but thank you?), 2: do ppl come to NYC for that? 3: if I did choose this location hopefully I wouldn’t be in this Uber alone on spring break.