Southern Illinois

Weird means free thinker. They are afraid of free thinkers.

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@GodPricker NARRATOR: Everyone, including dead people, did more to lower gas prices than JB Pritzker.

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@bassetgreg @CarnoustieCad Very true. And it all goes out the window if downhill, uphill and wind.

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@heart_ISR That is so beautiful.
I love happy endings in film.

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@RpsAgainstTrump You are a druggy shithole and cartels own you.

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@5dme81 The 1990s called. They want their New World Order back.

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@ParamedicVet Crack a round through it.
Pretty sure it will straighten out.
(said by the local E-3 mafia representative to the young, trusting LT w/ a round of “Oh, yeah” and “All the time” from E-3 Local 1/24th)

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@DrRitaDed You need to work on your sarcasm.
To easy to spot that one.
Other than folks wearing bicycle helmets and masks in the shower, nobody would believe that one.

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@JeanneIves https://t.co/5ZhpLUswrt

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@PhilStandard @GovPritzker I see Illinois plates at Illinois gas stations w/in a mile of the border and gas a lot cheaper on the other side.
All I can think is “The Pritzkers do have a shitload of $ and don’t care, or these are dumbass Pritzker voters”

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@CoyGreen @CarnoustieCad So many tee boxes on a course you play at least weekly you can’t remember “Oh, we are over there, and pin is up. It’s 175”?
And let’s be honest, these are 10 or higher handicap.
They couldn’t tell you the difference between a 160 swing and a 170 swing.

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@BlackKnight10k

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@JoniWagner Let’s be truthful.
The entirety that is flyable.

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@DuPageCountyGOP That will not be open casket.

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@Giannoulias As Labor Day comes to a close, I’m thinking about the politicians whose grift and corruption have shaped the Chicago we are stuck w/.

Today may be the holiday, but honoring workers means standing with the peasants and smelling their work sweat. Only once a year, thankfully.

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@the_amish_txtr Who wore the 23 years better?

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@TheMagaHulk 3 to 5 years from now she’ll be one of the newly single, ready to mingle single moms prowling campus bars.

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@Coloradosearch1 You are 15 to 20 years too late.

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@DukeGomez7 Does she get 8 hr warnings?

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@Rep_Stansbury We will just refer to you as New Juárez

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@thestustustudio If there were truth in journalism the DSA would be known by acronym definitions that provide greater accuracy: