Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena.

::black is my happy colour::

[The Fabulous @GetTheFabulous]

You don’t outgrow being gifted.

You outgrow the systems that once worked for you.

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

Like a compass needle that points north, a man's accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

~Khaled Hosseini~

[Kimia Nora @kimianora]

What is a Dysregulated Nervous System anyway?

It's when the brain and body get stuck in a chronic loop of stress response (fight-flight-freeze).

Instead of being able to move into stress and then return to calm, the system loses its flexibility and stress resilience:

[Eva Alordiah @EvaAlordiah]

We might eat late, but I promise you, we will eat.

[Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena. @KN__Jasmine]

@DRSKenya @burugu_j @Safaricom_Care @AIRTEL_KE Does this mean that refugees can register for and transact using Mpesa/ Airtel money etc?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

[Malaiksssbabyy @Malaikssssss]

Also a big up to our highschool literature teachers for effectively pushing us to chambua those setbooks and get the deeper meaning and understanding of what they were talking about👏👏we are woke sana

[ray. @sup3rsun]

My ability to waste an entire day needs to be studied.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Every woman I’ve ever talked to has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s rly funny to see grown men be proud of dating 19 year olds

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Don’t invite me out this month, I’m tryna save money but imma say yes if you do.

[Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena. @KN__Jasmine]

@wairimu_fiona Don't be sad...just get a tattoo

[Smirgolbaggins @__sammich__]

A lot of you aren’t creative enough. If a man starts quizzing you about current affairs, just turn into a conspiracy theorist. Lean into the crazy. I mean talk about flat earth, talk about the lizard people. Just disturb the fuck out of him. This is good advice

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

Hii mshahara inaisha siku ya pili Ndio mnalea nayo watoto?

[SomaNamiBooks @SomaNamiBooks]

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[⁴⁴¹⁶ Joy❤️‍🔥 @JoyJMurraya]

I miss my man so much

ⓘ this user has no man and is never interested in dating. She is bored at 1am and is making up scenarios in her head. Ignore her

[ERIS @ERISTHEPLANET]

New word jus dropped: Imaginationships

[ajshouldknowu🏆 @ushouldknowaj]

Next person nakiss ntammeza