Tamela Somers

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

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Someone from Japan just cussed me out... I would make a joke but Karma is a bitch..haha

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I really have no friends. I'm cool with people. But close to a selective amount.

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Sassy Star Print Scoop Neck Round Hem Pocket Shirt Dress http://t.co/yifMY5zW

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#FF @ShepardLah @SRDalmaSebrilA @haRRRisk @vio_maghfirah @arhy_ayam @yurecco @MasDiki @dennyaugustin @BHWeStr8 #FollowFriday

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Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated - Philip Dormer Stanhope

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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval - George Santayana, Soliloquies in England, 1922, "War Shrines"

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Huge variety of racing seats, from top-of-the-line to cheap racing seats and anything in between http://t.co/fPkKMMU5

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There are some people who leave impressions not so lasting as the imprint of an oar upon the water - Kate Chopin

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Terrific Textured Two-Toned Chain Strapped Buckled Purse http://t.co/d9JGk5mA

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#fF #TeamFollowBack @Hermioneoekkq @Irinahvmea @streetyoga @TEESPARKS_PYC @BornReady01 @five_jhmjs @Hermioneodpjh #FollowFriday

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RT @ShopColveta Hey world, please help me to retweet this link http://t.co/G54VtEoT

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@ShortPromDress Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth - Mark Twain

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Cat #joke Q: How do cats buy things? A: From a cat-alogue!

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#Blonde #joke - Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse

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It was really nice trying, but I've got to give up.

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@newsomeshe He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them - Confucius

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Aardvark #joke What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

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Girl yo titties desperate.....

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Horse #joke Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!