Molly

Ain't no challah back girl. Kneady bitch.

[Molly @KneadyBitch]

New ‘do. Same ol’ sassy walk.

@theDogvocate @dog_rates

[Nebraska Humane Society @NEHumaneSociety]

#GivingTuesday is here! Without support from people like you, we couldn't take care of animals like the 18 Samoyeds we received earlier this month. Donate here: https://t.co/n5dmYLlKO7

P.S. - Gifts this holiday season will be matched up to $150,000!

[Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen]

Scientists have again landed a spacecraft on a proverbial dime on a planet 40 million miles away that rotates at 241 metres per second. Think I'm gonna trust them on this climate change stuff.

[Molly @KneadyBitch]

@Redox_rules Cancer research!

[Molly @KneadyBitch]

Anyone have experience with consigning clothes? Especially via online.

[Molly @KneadyBitch]

@OuiRossignol Apparently I’m uncultured and unaware of that!

[Molly @KneadyBitch]

Started looking for a new apartment ... and I have a lot of questions.

1. Why is the washer in middle of the kitchen?

2. Where’s the dryer?

[Molly @KneadyBitch]

@Redox_rules I had no idea 🙈 lol

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

When someone starts an argument with "I'm not a scientist, but..." maybe we should stop listening to them weighing in on science. And maybe news shows should stop asking these pundits to talk about something they’re not qualified to talk about.

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

We have an outbreak of E. Coli O157:H7 which makes you vomit blood, have bloody diarrhea, and even pee blood as you lose your kidneys. It’s all because Trump overturned Obama-era rules to test our farm water. Farmers save $12 million so that we pay $108 million in medical costs.

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

The border patrol agents who fired tear gas at children and families today should all be identified by name in the media. The media shouldn’t be complicit in shielding them from accountability.

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Hitler used gas on children, Assad used gas on children and now Trump has used gas on children. #ThisIsAmerica

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

How does gassing toddlers & babies protect our border? The only thing it does is help terrorists & others who would harm our country recruit new members.

[Mich2018 @Mich20181]

#CampFireLostPets.. #DisasterAssistTeam @CAFirePets ..If you have found (or lost) an animal, fill out a flyer at https://t.co/YS7xOgKeZy and we will post the flyer here. https://t.co/eDnF8l7VTN

[Molly @KneadyBitch]

@swimHill I did this but for my job, the only times I took my computer out of my bag was for airport security 🤣🤣🤣

[Morris Animal Refuge @MorrisAnimal]

It’s #SmallBusinessSaturday - which means it’s also #smolbusinesssaturday! Come adopt a smol friend like Penny. #ShopSmall - adopt small. https://t.co/BoOaqehnSk. Small pets - big hearts. 💗

[ally @missmayn]

I don’t want 80% off sneakers, I want affordable healthcare.

[Molly @KneadyBitch]

Why oh why did I ...
check my plane status and then somehow migrate to google and look up the plane type and decide to read it’s Wikipedia then scroll the entire page which included multiple accident reports