Ryan Knee

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

A couple of nice ones to start the weekend. #rulethewater #mccainfishing #linecutterz #LiquidMayhem #filthyanglers

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

@DaneCook 😀😙🇬🇵🇬🇫🇨🇷🇬🇺

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

Not a bad first night of fishing. #linecutterz #rulethewater #mccainfishing #filthyanglers… https://t.co/CAjkMnnWuB

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

@AirCanada No except for them saying It was traffic control's decision. It was not just delayed it was delayed 3 times. Just a joke.

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

@AirCanada you need to get your sh** together with your flights from London Ontario to Toronto. How can 1x 20 min flight be delayed 4 hours

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

I've found that most people nowadays don't like holding hands in public. Especially if you don't know them...

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

There is only three things that always tell the truth; small children, drunk people and yoga pants.

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

@KLM flew to Norway through Amsterdam today and they lost 2 checked bags. Still can't tell me where my luggage is

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

Every Olympic event should have 1 average person competing for reference.

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

The last day of The Olympics should be all of the gold medalists playing Dodge Ball until we have an ultimate champion.

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

Why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into an anvil.

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

Alcoholism doesn't run in my family ... it gallops.

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

Drug companies are like high school boyfriends, they are more concerned about getting inside you then being effective once their in there.

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

I tried being modest once, as expected I was amazing at it.

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

Everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

Stay with the one who makes you a better version of yourself. So….stay with beer.

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

When the hostess at the restaurant says “table for 2?” I always like to look surprised and whisper “you can see him too?”

[Ryan Knee @Kneer09]

You don't know someone until you're ridiculously drunk and talking about life with them