Gabe

[caratbong water @voboed]

texans get a wisp of cold air n start talkin crazy man

[✰kai @wh3reskai]

black people when you split the pole

[Perc Nowitzki @Trisbenoit_]

U watch a nigga smack 20 parlays inna row da minute u decide to tail the next 3 they all chalk in da first half

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

when yo underwear match yo fit but nb kno

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

*Girl riding pinocchio's nose*
Pinocchio: 5+5=32
Girl: YES MORE 😩😩😩
Pinocchio: Bo Nix is a top 20 QB
*Girl gets sawed in half*

[lynz ✭ @lynziekate]

How it feels to watch your team win & then the network switches over to your rival losing

[rick🦇 @WentzHOF]

jalen hurts played 4 quarters of football and threw for 93 fucking yards LMFAOOO

[🦢 @loungingmee]

If you raped someone in 2012 and they speak on it today, you’re still a rapist. The timeline doesn’t rewrite what you did.

[🦢 @loungingmee]

"She was going to a frat house, she knew what she was going to get."

Oh yeah?

If that's what frat houses are for, close them all entirely, immediately.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I ain’t know Alaska had shooters

[zito 🥷 @kiziton_]

“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit

[DIMES @Diimees_]

btches want you to take 20 shots then fck ts outta em btch im finna throw up

[vel @velafterdarks]

if it was consensual why would they be forced to write apology letters

[sb @NlGGASTFU]

You deadass can’t talk sports with regular niggas bro istg they don’t be knowing shit about nothing

[🦢 @loungingmee]

Calling r*pe “non-consensual sex” is like calling robbery “non-consensual shopping.”
Stop softening violence.

[WWE @WWE]

WWE extends its condolences to the family, friends and fans of Benjamin Satterley, known to the WWE Universe as Neville.

[Wedginald VelJohnson @Wedgebuster515]

3 games in.

Your punter has only had to put his helmet on 5 times.

Your QB has only given the ball away once.

Somehow you're 1-2.