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Washed up fg player, attractive multi-instramentalist, painter of filth, shitty tattoo artist. he/him

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@Veldrin that's tummy-speak for "throw more chicken in here, hoss"

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lol twitter

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@djbowzr @itsmefullbleed Incorrect. This is more like having two golfers play 15 minutes of catch during the Super Bowl.

It's kinda fuckin' weird and unnecessary. I wouldn't want to watch Tokido suck ass at LoL during Worlds, why would a LoL fan want to watch Tyler1 suck ass at sf6 during Evo?

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@Barlog_WINS They've been in the dictionary for so long that there are terms to describe them - MWE or phraseme.

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@experimilk Firstly, fuck pete hegseth, he is a garbage person.

but with that being said, all the text on the medals reads properly. this isnt a case of selfie mirroring.

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@KuribosShoe I fuckin love coleslaw

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@BlockheadNYC It was Weird Al

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@FreeStateWill Adults should probably also build a life in the real world instead of spending all day on Twitter ranting like a lunatic. Turn off the internet at go play outside, hoss. Your brain needs vitamin d.

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@garlicbreadnow Olivia Rodrigo

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The internet has become a horrible, toxic wasteland so I don't really use it anymore. But I'm bored in a hotel room, 1,000 miles from home.

AMA, assuming the algorithm stops feeding you ragebait content you didn't ask for long enough to see this tweet.

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@HdJammerz Out of all the games on that list, Bloodbourne Kart is actually real!

It's an indie pc game, Sony name them change the name to Nightmare Kart, but it exists

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@rhymesayers @AesopRockWins 5 sixes of that Charlie horse, cuz

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These are gonna take a minute to get used to

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I don't like peanut butter. So, I don't eat it.

What I don't do is lash out at people who like it, scream at the companies that make it, and go on psychotic rants about it while consuming a jar a day.

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No one is forcing you to play games, watch movies, or read books that you don't like.

I might go so far as to say that if you make it a habit to play games, watch movies, or read books that you don't like, you are brutally stupid.

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@NeoRussell A friend of mine did this totally unironically in tournament once. He fuckin' SMOKED a guy game 1, then went, 'Can we go back, my hard kick button isn't mapped.'

Like, it wasn't a gambit, and he felt bad for the opponent, but I died laughing.

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Suggestion: instead of demanding longer sets in the era of aggressive fighting games to cater to players with risk averse playstyles, I say:

FT1, single elimination, character lock

Gaze into the abyss, reversal dp always, mash at -2, may the largest set of metaphorical nuts win

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@CptTommy02 @MechaMacGyver I didn't excuse the behavior from decs, I merely offered a free solution that yields better result.

But just like on reddit, that didn't stop the crybaby brigade from whining at me about it.

Yes, DLC practiced are predatory. Whine at literally anyone else about it, crybaby.

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@MechaMacGyver -but is also completely free,

they acted like I'd stabbed their grandma right in front of them

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@MechaMacGyver People were on reddit crying up a storm about not being able to use DLC you don't own in training mode. When I suggested that making friends with someone who plays that character is infinitely more valuable than using a programmable dummy limited by your own knowledge-