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[. JA͟M͟ES ⊹ @KNOCKHlMOUT]

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𝒽e looks like he 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 with his h͟a͟nds, and smells like 𝓂arlboro reds.

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[. JA͟M͟ES ⊹ @KNOCKHlMOUT]

@thecourierx i’ll keep that in mind, michelle. i’m james.

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what the fuck. what the fuck what thefuck

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐚unt 𝐠ladys.ᐟ @breakssticks]

boo.

[. JA͟M͟ES ⊹ @KNOCKHlMOUT]

@falteredlove ( james mumbled about needing a belt as he pulled his saggy pants back up. the jacket hit him and fell to his feet. )

yo, what the fuck?!

[. JA͟M͟ES ⊹ @KNOCKHlMOUT]

WHO IS THIS GINGER LADY I’M SO FUCKING SCARED

[. JA͟M͟ES ⊹ @KNOCKHlMOUT]

@umbrellaspies some dickhead cop. went after me because i was supposedly “committing burglary” like i wasn’t even doing that.

[. JA͟M͟ES ⊹ @KNOCKHlMOUT]

@umbrellaspies thanks. i owe you one.

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@thecourierx oh. my b. . i wish you luck and i’ll take it super easy for ya.

[. JA͟M͟ES ⊹ @KNOCKHlMOUT]

@thecourierx what are you, some kind of nurse? i’ll be alright. don’t worry about it.

[. JA͟M͟ES ⊹ @KNOCKHlMOUT]

@umbrellaspies please. please get him off my back.

[. JA͟M͟ES ⊹ @KNOCKHlMOUT]

dude, my fucking pants. . my fucking PANTS JUST FELL DOWN.

[. JA͟M͟ES ⊹ @KNOCKHlMOUT]

well, you can do what you want with him. . just don’t mention me.

[.⋆♱ 𝔤𝔢𝔱. 𝔲𝔭. 𝖈𝖔𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖉 .ᐟ @crimscnhcze]

so that's a no?

[. JA͟M͟ES ⊹ @KNOCKHlMOUT]

@organcarry michael.

[. JA͟M͟ES ⊹ @KNOCKHlMOUT]

@organcarry you kinda look like slenderman’s gay cousin.

[. JA͟M͟ES ⊹ @KNOCKHlMOUT]

( james stood frozen and stared back before taking a hesitant step closer. )

yo, hello? are you okay?

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐠ladys’ 𝐰eapon.ᐟ EVENT. @dreamssmeared]

staring forward.