I'll scrum your mum

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@bensmithrugby Spent the entire tour calling the Boks leaky, boring, illegal, lucky and protected by referees and TV directors.

They win 3–1 and suddenly he’s investigating empty seats at an NRL game.

Benny boy didn’t just move the goalposts ……he fled to another fucking code. 😂

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@scrumming_ten The Lions will rescue him before his growth is stunted by a long line of 9's 😂😂😂😂

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@SteviePSport Holding him back big time 😂

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@Rugby_Scoop Bro is explaining how questions work because he can’t answer “Did I say that?” 😂 First humbled by the Boks, now by a question mark.
Sit down before you hurt yourself, son.

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@Rugby_Scoop Did I say that? - all I did was point out a statistic and referenced where it came from, what you do with that info is up to you big spender

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@ChalynRugby @HQuarterma44846 @Rugby_Scoop Poes 😂😂😂😂

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@SteviePSport Roc Nation going to fuck up South African transfer market with deals like this.What's the point of a contract if it can be bought out?This narrative that Pead didn't get minutes is bullshit, he's a 21 year old & playing behind a Springbok.....exactly the same at the Stormers btw!

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@TheTruth3212 @LeinsterClub 100% bud!
He's a first class prick for sure.......even AI agrees!

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@LeinsterClub @TheTruth3212 The genuinely embarrassing part is that you think anything I do must somehow be related to you. Main-character syndrome is wild when you’re barely an extra in the replies.
But I could strum your mum quite easily 😂😂😂😂

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@LeinsterClub @TheTruth3212 You checked join dates and follower counts because the rugby left you with nothing. Ten views from a “supporters club” account.......your own audience has already gone into hibernation. 🐻

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@TheTruth3212 @LeinsterClub @LionsRugbyCo Pikey mentality……probably still lives with his mum too

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@scrumming_ten Yeah this is an extremely bad take on this situation,no doubt through the blue and white tinted glasses.
Basically you’re saying that contracts don’t matter & players preferences should take centre stage……if Pead wanted out of Jozi so much why did he sign till 2028?

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@LeinsterClub @LionsRugbyCo So you’re off the bash the Springboks campaign and started off a bash the Lions one instead.For a “humble Leinster” fan you certainly comment a lot on other teams 🤐

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@ChalynRugby “I know for a fact that South Africa knows exactly what their best side is. That best side played against the All Blacks in all 4 Tests. That’s a fact.”

You’ve confused your opinion with a fact again.

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@scrumming_ten There’s a difference……Pead was under contract.
But that doesn’t suit the narrative of the Stormers wanting to be the Real Madrid of rugby.
When contracts are not honoured,there is a problem

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@Ringo26 At this stage it feels like if a Lions player signs up with Roc Nation expect them gone within a year

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@Rugby_Scoop South African today, Kiwi tomorrow 🤷‍♂️ you sound like one homesick & confused 20 percenter

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@LeinsterClub @peterespector Keep https://t.co/lpL3JzHc0n lot are all the same,throw stones and then get upset when it’s dished back

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@peterespector @LeinsterClub It’s funny how this “pure slop” made you feel the need to comment #inyourhead

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@LeinsterClub @peterespector Laughed at South Africans over load shedding, then called a leprechaun “xenophobia” before declaring that South Africans “love racism.”
You couldn’t script a cleaner demonstration of hypocrisy if you tried. Apparently prejudice only matters when Ireland is the punchline.