Knockout Kiwi

Puns, Memes and Sass.

[Knockout Kiwi @KnockoutKiwi78]

Babe, what’s wrong? You haven’t eaten your Croissantosaurus...

[Knockout Kiwi @KnockoutKiwi78]

@Celly_B_Side Happy special birthday to you!! 🎂🎁💐🥂❤️🥳

[Jake @JakeCan72]

Harvard kids singing Radiohead’s “Creep.”

This could have gone very wrong.

Then the lead singer opens his mouth.

The Harvard Veritones have won at the International Championship of Collegiate A Cappella — the real-world competition that inspired Pitch Perfect.

Turn the sound on for this one.

[IndiePixie @indie_pixel]

Ok sorry so to clarify, people don’t like the reo names of the CRL stations because they don’t know where they are? Where’s Takapuna? Remuera? TeAtatu? Papakura? dicks.

[Knockout Kiwi @KnockoutKiwi78]

@kevorkian82

[Knockout Kiwi @KnockoutKiwi78]

@CGDay21 Same here 😭

[Knockout Kiwi @KnockoutKiwi78]

@cherrycola_nz Me forgetting about the wet towel in the oven...

[Knockout Kiwi @KnockoutKiwi78]

IYKYK

[Knockout Kiwi @KnockoutKiwi78]

@kevorkian82 I know what I'd be using them for

[Knockout Kiwi @KnockoutKiwi78]

@indie_pixel So close 😆

[Knockout Kiwi @KnockoutKiwi78]

@this_josh_guy3 You forgot chauffeur! Although now my son is 16 and has his learners license, I get to be supervisor until he gets his restricted and then he can drive on his own.

[Knockout Kiwi @KnockoutKiwi78]

@kevorkian82 I'll miss your memes