Mattie Knott

God. NNU. Young Life. Kittens. These are a few of my favorite things.

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

@lexieeemeow Girl. Message me if you want any advice! That’s what I got my degree in! Love love love!

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

To the people posting photos with their friends with captions like “lol we don’t know how to quarantine”, read the room.

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

Yo. I haven’t been on Twitter in a while. But I’m gonna break my silence with these texts between my dad and I #thankstiktok #breakmystride

[jordan @JordanUhl]

ilhan omar, famous mexican

[Michael A. Cohen (NOT TRUMP’S FORMER FIXER) @speechboy71]

Thanks Fire Chief Bill

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

Christmas party?? Time to find the cats.

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

Next Holiday Season
Family: "you got a boyfriend"
Me: "yeahhh. But more importantly I just adopted my 4th cat."

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

For those of you who are curious, regardless of if anyone is, I now own 4 cats and that is how my life has been going.

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

Where he basically sassed him the entire time and it was the best moment of my high school career (2/2)

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

Once in high school my teacher had us a read a poem of this guy convincing a girl to have sex with him and then he wrote a response (1/2)

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Truly, whom amongst us can forget Trump ordering the killing of bin Laden? Or Obama bragging about barging in on naked beauty contestants?

[Molly Champ @champ_molly]

Say it out loud..

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

Okay dude in Fedora in my philosophy class. Tell us about how liberals are snowflakes. Please. Let me guess someone liberal friendzoned you?

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

@Aliza_Coleman 😭😭😭 I miss you guys horribly.

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

Nothing is better than a clean room. ����😍😍😍

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

Someone sat in my seat and goes "I have a first class seat but I wanted to sit here will you take my spot?" Yas

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

My mom just announced that she threw a shirt out that had an elephant on it because she doesn't want to advertise for the Democrats. Halp.

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

No anxiety you're probably right. This time the minor set back is probably the end of the world.

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

Late post but let's just acknowledge that the flight attendant called me miss San Diego because of the flowers my boyfriend got me 😂😂😂😍😍

[Mattie Knott @KnottMattie]

It's literally so much fun listening to white males talk about how racism & sexism dont exist anymore and people just need to "stop whining"