Except Satoru Gojo, of course.

Music keeps me here... by far, the main thing.

[Except Satoru Gojo, of course. @KnownAssailant]

H I P
H O P
S A V
E D
Me🎵

[☀️ @Afroslim_]

Sometimes people don’t realize the shit they do is weird until you do it back to them.

[neeti @imneetiyadav]

life is short. Tell your crush how you feel nd get rejected early.

[HC93 @HC93_]

She’ll let you put it in her butt before she cook a meal for you

[Julliet Njeri 🇰🇪 @JullietNjeri]

How does a sane person approach an apex predator's cub, at night, without confirming if the mother is round...
1000 ways to die...

[JOY @Twinkle_Joy4X]

If they have a soft spot for you,you shouldn’t try to use them.
You might just be creating a mon$ter unknowingly

[Msizi @msiziworld]

"Congratulations guys the company made 45 million this week "

[IJ | mwen pa sòt online @aChildOf2Worlds]

I think people have to ask if they operate with love first.

Because many people do NOT. You’ve got no business trying to date if your default in terms of how you show up for people isn’t rooted in love, care, mutual support and respect.

These are politics and skills to build.

[dea @girlglock_]

decent gif for replies

[Imran @theCH33F_]

In 2025, my company had 5k grads apply for like 20 spots.

In 2026, we did not hire for grad roles.

Idk what grads are really meant to do in this scenario, no amount of improving your CV will fix whats going in the market in general

[ianVisits @ianvisits]

Today is the last evening when the sun will set after 8pm - until next April.

[Mogul And They Know That @waymoflydenu]

I see why he cheated.

[Nina Wysocka @realninawysocka]

Prices in the UK are just completely made up at this point

How the fk is it over £2 for a bottle of water?

How are trains charging £150 for a return ticket to London?

How is a taxi £20 for a 16 mins drive?

How is a weekend away in the UK somehow costing more than leaving the country?

Why does my car insurance keep going up every year when I’m driving the same car?

How have £600-a-month rentals gone over £1k in just a few years?

Honestly, we’re just getting robbed at this point 😭

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

When Dolly Parton lost the Oscar to Three Six Mafia, she sent them a letter congratulating them and saying she was proud they brought it home to Tennessee.

One of one. Never to be equaled.

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

u either the nigga she lie to or the nigga she lie about pick one

[Twittar Matthäus TR @twittarmattTR]

Optimizer gerizekali tayfanin anlamadigi sey: Hayati 3000 defa montecarlo usulu degil bir defa yasiyoruz. Eger bir aksiyonun sonuc dagilimi finite varyans ile dagilmiyor ise risk of ruin var. Ruin, ayaga kalkamayacagin bir sille yemek demek. Ruini avoid etmek irrasyonel degil.

[Patt @TopherPatt]

*met with a reasonable amount of enthusiasm or interest

[peter obi is my president @choomieTM]

my husband must do this on our wedding day I’m so sorry