Knorey Cox

still trying to figure out how he got the beans above the frank

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@Zagonel85 @BNONews Uhhh probably not.

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“Everything Zyn” is a marketing opportunity for both the band Bush and the company that is making modern men insufferable.

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To be fair anyone who is named “Lance Armstrong” is probably going to be a giant douche on that alone.

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At the point in life where I only want to hear “You Shook Me All Night Long” when I’m blacked out on the dance floor of my best friends second wedding that will likely end in divorce next year.

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Have a strong feeling that RFK will always be standing to the right of Trump.

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I’m gonna go fight my
Stepdad now

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America is officially over.

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The streaming was straight up ass. WOCKA WOCKA.

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I feel physically tired from the amount of times I farted yesterday.

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A lot of closeted “alpha males” cumming on the seats of their cyber trucks rn.

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My biggest question at this point is why did she make Rogan go “is the coochie worth the drive?” 🤔

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Y’all know who he voted for.

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Strong missionary, full eye contact, absolutely ripppping a Geekbar and then blowing it in your face within 15 seconds.

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Scroll, vape, masturbate is the new GTL.

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The Phantom of the Opera but if it were in Italy instead of France. Alright, goodnight.

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I’m genuinely happy that Trump wasn’t smart enough to light one up with Rogan and actually make it a landslide.

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For Polish people, every room is an escape room.

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Candy corn has fentanyl in it.

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If I was a cop assigned to do security at a grocery store I’d probably play candy crush and scroll on butts the whole time too.

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Iron Dome sound like when you’re getting premium sloppy toppy from a Russian oligarch.