Mr Edwards

All opinions my own. Please join me, though!

[Knox Academy LGBT+ Allies @knoxLGBTpride]

How to fill in the 2021 census if you are closeted @knoxacademy

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

Apologies to the last few pupils to whom I emailed feedback. I didn’t realise that I had caps lock on so it may have come across as a little more aggressive than intended. oR lIKE A sERIAL kILLER wRITING tO a nEWSPAPER.

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

Megan Amram’s short satire is both hilarious and a damning critique of the Toxic Masculinity that harms _all_ genders in our society. Plz read. Thx... https://t.co/DvharXEQNq

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

Day 10 of online learning:
Me: “Mark the dissertation.” Brain: “You’re going to sneeze no you’re not are you going to sneeze yes no you’re definitely not you definitely are no wait you’re not going to sneeze you’re going to sneeze no you’re not going to sneeze yes you are going

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

@BorwickL_PE @English_DrumCHS @knoxacademy Congrats Ms Borwick - both on the beautiful baby and the reminder of my onrushing middle age!

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

Dominic Cummings’ eye crystals clearly couldn’t see that far into the future. Probably needs them tested...

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

@adnanros1 @RealCandaceO Definitely seems that way. Unfortunately, as I am a real man, I have eaten half the book and smoked the rest of it. Gutted.

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

@KnoxAcadHE @knoxacademy @BBCCiN Well, he has some time on his hands now...

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

@KnoxSocSub @knoxacademy @KnoxEnglish And there’s me thinking he was censured on social media for a baseless accusation against his opponent; now I realise he’s trying to shut down parts of Eastern Europe! Sad.

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

@adnanros1 @CasparSalmon @AyoCaesar Truly horrifying. Rest assured Adnan, the concepts of ‘ideas’ and ‘beliefs’ will never be tolerated in my classroom. Neither will there be ‘left’ or ‘right’ - I have many former pupils who will be happy to confirm that my teaching is strictly ‘middling’.

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

@knox_eco_comm I don’t know about Harris but I have it on good authority that Stellan Skarsgård is playing Tea Enthusiast.

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

I have been awake since 6am. I have done nothing but watch this video. I don’t speak Russian. I regret nothing.

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

@knox_eco_comm I have no idea. However, I’m fairly certain the fallout of the teabag at the end will be made into an award-winning HBO miniseries.

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

Update: am still watching. This is the Tweet that made me say, “Girls, Daddy is watching tea escalate in the former Eastern Bloc. Pour your own Cheerios.”

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

@missfruish He should do - I’ve told him, like, four times...

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

Great to see senior pupils today (from a physical distance) and great to see this collection being released! I’m keen on the physical box set but you can download the whole lot FOR FREE AS E-BOOKS! https://t.co/4T4TOQMeeN

[SmilodonnaVT 🍗 @SmilodonnaVT]

you will read this wrong

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

...case in point. I’m throwing my support behind _this_ Kanye. I like the mixture of childish humour and blind hope which they embody.

[Hunter Schwarz @hunterschwarz]

The only candidate for president named Kanye West in the FEC database for 2020 at the moment is a Green Party candidate named “Kanye Deez Nutz West” who’s raised $0

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

Sure. Why not. Anything goes in 2020.

[Mr Edwards @KnoxComFaculty]

I’m flattered: this’ll be the first time anyone’s asked for my number in a pub for years... https://t.co/HVoeCsZV6R