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I'm not Don Knuth yo. Do you idiots really think Knuth would talk like this? REALLY?

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CYANOGENMOD TO DEEPLY INTEGRATE CORTANA... AHAHAHAHHAHA FUCK CYANOGENMOD IN THE FACE

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SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE THIS... #DIDNTSHART

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AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. AVERT YOUR EYES, KNUTH GLANCES AT YOU WITH CONTEMPT.

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EVERY DOUCHEBAG MAKING A NEW LANGUAGE, PLATFORM, FRAMEWORK REINVENTS PACKAGING. AND NOW THEY HAVE TWO PROBLEMS.

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NO PASSW3RD 4U FAGNUTS.
KNUTH HAS SPOKEN.

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@hack_summit MOTHERFUCKERS

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@achewood MAKE ANOTHER DAMN COMIC I'LL GIVE YOU $20.

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THOSE DOUCHEBAGS AT #VIM ON FREENODE SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE. KNUTH HAS SPOKEN.

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IF YOU WANTED HEADPHONES APPLE I HAVE SOME FOR ONLY 2.5 BILLION HAHAHAHA WHAT

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WTF EAY AND SSL FAGS: http://t.co/uYNaFOgnuO

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GROUNDBREAKING MUTHAFUCKAAAAAH https://t.co/OQkjkz7xjX

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YOU WANT TO... OH FUCK IT, JUST WORK BITCH

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ATTN TIM COOK: FUCK YOU AND YOUR UDID MADNESS.

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come here, i will put my s-expression in your anus.

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what sucks? computers.

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systemd? upstart? you debian dickwads are about to piss me off.

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YOU WANT TO USE NFS
OBSCURIFY THAT SHIT WITH TRIPLE DES
ALL TRAFFIC OVER HTTP/S
YOU BETTER WORK BITCH

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orly tim cook? you weren't so smug with my dick shoved down your throat. dickbook air ahoy motherfucker.

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windows 8.1? go for it. don't mind me, i'll be here pissing on your face.

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YOU WANT IOS7
EAT PORK RINDS FROM 7-11
MANNA FROM MOTHERFUCKING HEAVEN
YOU BETTER WORK BITCH