Koala

We R all a lil weird& lifes a lil weird&when we find some1 whose weirdness is compatible w/ours, we join up w/them&fall in mutual weirdness&call it love.

[Koala @Koala_oh]

Was feeling a bit heartbroken, I counted 7 road kills today. Poor little creatures 😢

[Koala @Koala_oh]

Trying to eat an elote like a lady is impossible...Got it all over my face but it was worth it.

[Koala @Koala_oh]

So in celebration of tomorrow being March, I say "Irish car Bombs" to start the new month! ☘🍀🍺🍻😂

[Koala @Koala_oh]

Reading 50 shades of grey...

[Koala @Koala_oh]

Eating caldo de pollo with a lot of lemon..

[Koala @Koala_oh]

"If you're offended by the shit I say, imagine what I hold back"...

[Koala @Koala_oh]

#chickensalad https://t.co/TgntfEFw5s

[NikkieTutorials @NikkieTutorials]

An apple a day keeps anyone away....

if you throw it hard enough.

[Morphe @MorpheBrushes]

We are so honored and excited to announce our collaboration with @jaclynhill #MorpheXJaclynHill

[Koala @Koala_oh]

And it's only #january https://t.co/R7Ua3bAVEg

[Koala @Koala_oh]

#myoneresolution is to have more......

[Koala @Koala_oh]

Forget the New year new me, bullshit...It's more like New year same shit just more alcohol intake type of year...

[Koala @Koala_oh]

"Baby it's cold outside"

[Koala @Koala_oh]

Damn, I got stuck on a 12hr shift today...With two hours of sleep...This is going to be fun😭

[Koala @Koala_oh]

#staytipsy

[Koala @Koala_oh]

Dude WTF, Valentine's day chocolate at Wal-Mart already?!?! This is why time goes by fast....geesh

[Koala @Koala_oh]

Merry Christmas Eve...It's time for some liquid festivities to begin...

[Koala @Koala_oh]

Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it....

[Koala @Koala_oh]

Being called an asshole 3 times in one day by 3 different people and for 3 different reasons seems like an accomplishment today! #asshole

[Koala @Koala_oh]

Trying to sleep, but not being able to breathe through my nose is pretty hard...#mocos lol