Milo Hayes

Jaded Londoner and space adventurer. I love apathy.

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

@SomeKindOfHero You say that like you ever stopped.

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

@SomeKindOfHero It must be so difficult being you. 😔

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

@SomeKindOfHero @HamsterOfLegend @TuckingFypo @SamuraiMaxx And that homeless guy down the street.

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

@Fade2Blake I'm a man, of course I have a filthy mind.

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

@Fade2Blake Haha! "eat me"...

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

If I was Jason, I'm not sure I'd want Violet's mouth around my junk. I wouldn't trust her not to bite it off. #TrueBlood

[Ted @CrashTedDummy]

When you trip and fall in the garden, it's called a face plant, probably.

[Alex @Zombie_Rockstar]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I suck at poems.
The end.

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

There are two types of people: Those that need closure.

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

@Fade2Blake Oh god! You're on twitter now? You're never going to stop tweeting are you?

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

#RandomSelfie

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@SomeKindOfHero I do. I'm just messing with you. :p

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

@SomeKindOfHero Well golly gosh, make it sound more like a chore please. :)

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

@SomeKindOfHero Um....Come see me?

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

@HamsterOfLegend @SomeKindOfHero Why am I picturing you saying that with an Irish accent?

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

@SomeKindOfHero If you're bored and thinking of penises, find porn. Problem solved.

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

Dear winter. Fuck off!

Sincerely, my nipples.

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

@HamsterOfLegend Look who I bumped into.

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

I just heard that there's nude pics of Justin Bieber. Can you see her vagina?

[Milo Hayes @KobayashiMilo]

Yes!!!